Wojak

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#BTC #ETH #BNB #SOL #PI π
Early where it matters. ₿

[Wojak @Billybong93]

Join me on https://t.co/yCnt4FFdfv

[Wojak @Billybong93]

@AshCrypto Lets fkng go brother @AshCrypto 🤝

[Wojak @Billybong93]

“Join me on https://t.co/yCnt4FFdfv”

[Wojak @Billybong93]

@hokanewscom Onramper it is $PI to the moon & above 🚀 🌙

[Marlow @marlowxbt]

I asked Claude: I have $1,000. Where do I put it to make the most money in 30 days?

Expected the usual. Index funds. High yield savings. Maybe stocks.

Instead Claude said something I wasn't ready for.

Find a prediction market bot on GitHub that buys events priced under 3 cents. Deploy it with $1,000. Let it run for 30 days. Most bets will lose. The ones that hit will pay 500x.

I laughed. Then Claude added one line:

Someone is already doing this. Search planktonXD.

I searched.

planktonXD. $98,241 profit. 72,533 predictions. Joined February 2025. Bio: having fun.

→ Wallet: https://t.co/dV4s4m7olX

Starting capital: just over $1,000. Same number Claude told me to start with.

$15.05 on zero earthquakes worldwide. Payout: $1,330. ROI: 8,742%.

72,533 bets. $5 to $25 each. Most go to zero. But when one hits at 0.2 cents it pays 500x.

Claude explained the math:

$15 on 100 events at 1 cent. 99 die. You lose $1,485. One hits. Pays $1,500. Break even. Two hit? You double. Three? Triple.

planktonXD found more than three. $1,000 → $98,241.

I asked Claude: Should I copy this?

Claude: I can't give financial advice. But mathematically the edge exists as long as the crowd overprices fear and underprices chaos.

I put in $100 that night. Copied 12 positions under 2 cents. Went to sleep.

Woke up. One hit. $100 → $673.

I didn't ask Claude for stock picks. I asked where $1,000 goes the furthest. It pointed me to a wallet that turned that exact amount into $98K.

53,700 people are watching. The bot is still running. Bio still says having fun.

I asked Claude one more thing: What would you name this strategy?

Claude: Buying lottery tickets where the math is on your side.

[Pi Network @PiCoreTeam]

Pi released a deep-dive case study into the recent proof-of-concept project for a new Pi Node utility that supports decentralized AI training and computing tasks for third-parties using the spare computing capacity of over 421,000 Pi Nodes. In collaboration with OpenMind, a robotics startup invested in by Pi Network Ventures, this project showed that Pi Nodes can process AI-relevant workloads and return useful results quickly. This work is part of and provides insights for the general initiative to integrate Pi into AI infrastructure itself, utilizing distributed computing and enabling authentic human input for AI training, inference, and reinforcement learning. https://t.co/ruh6Z7Qyl0

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

Miss those good times in crypto when:

Waking up meant checking which coin had already doubled while you slept.

Altcoins pumping 3x–5x in a single day.

Bitcoin moved 2% and the whole market went vertical.

Every dip was instantly bought.

Random coins with dog logos were doing 10x overnight.

Your portfolio was green for weeks straight.

Everyone on Crypto Twitter suddenly became a trading genius.

New narratives were born every single week.

Gas fees were insane because everyone was making money.

[CoinGecko @coingecko]

$PI jumps 14.1%, adding $230M to its market cap following a successful network update to v19.9.

[Wojak @Billybong93]

@MEXC_Official $PI

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Meme Farmer @craziestlazy]

Thackeray thinks India votes on language.

Pawar thinks India votes on caste.

Gandhi thinks India votes on issues like votechori.

But India votes on development it sees around itself.

That’s why India trusts Modi ji & Deva Bhau again & again.

Dynasties never understood this.

[Wojak @Billybong93]

@aditiraaaj @grok @grok make her princess of Ahom Dynasty

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

Made in India, Made in Assam 📱

Coming Soon: A Mobile phone manufacturing unit in Assam!

[Wojak @Billybong93]

@Sceena369 @UnreservedMERIT @grok fact check

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@grok @MeritvsQuota @narendramodi @grok I’m asking is that true with zero marks St/sc getting selected?

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@omongancore @grok @smasithick you cheap Dime-store hood

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@NogoS72403 @Mansingh_1B @Kosasihg88G @PiCoreTeam Bro your dp is sick as you

[Wojak @Billybong93]

@grok @DrWhaleReal @grok I mean maximum price of PI

[Wojak @Billybong93]

@grok @Hinduism_sci @grok Who is the best Chief Minister of India