Billy Dalton

I dropped the screw in the tuna

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Do you reckon Michael D Higgins got kicked out of his lads WhatsApp group?

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@DonnellyStephen It’s called a freezer, not a very very cold fridge

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@craig_spain They shouldn’t have to ask, the language of love is PS5

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Remember, you only really love your kids if you managed to bag them a PS5.

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I think we all know who should be running the country, and that’s Tony McGregor. He wouldn’t have enough room in his slim fit, Hugo Boss suit for all this nonsense.

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Have a great Christmas whatever way you like to and stay safe, and remember the government don’t listen to the people they represent, why should the people listen to them! #HappyChristmas

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Isn’t everyone essentially an Instagram model once you have an account and have posted a picture?

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If the student nurses want to be paid for all the ‘work’ they’ve been doing I think they should give back all those 8pm round of aplaudes they received during the first lockdown.

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@craig_spain 😂😂😂 touché 😂😂

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How come gay people used to carry ‘gay cards’ and why did they constantly drop them?

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@Bobbarn66180003 I’d hate to get caught out

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I feel Donald Trump gets a lot of hate about his fake tan, fat body and weird hair, directly from a group who’s ideology tries to promote individuality, positive body image and no discrimination towards physical appearance 🤷🏻‍♂️

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The ‘take off your mask it’s not Halloween yet’ joke really isn’t landing as well as it normally does this year 🤔

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@JessieCawley Don’t watch them 😂 it’s only goes down hill

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Awh bollox, I’m after forgetting to do me neknomination!

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The real question on everyone’s brain tonight... how long will it take @imahon to find a game of Astro upon his return to Ireland 🇮🇪

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@EmmaBoardman3 @heypanini7 @peachysanas @YemieSonuga @remisuuhh Just for a panda 😂

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Did I have a part to play in the return of banshee bones to the market, yes. But I did not do it alone so I cannot take all the credit for this. Most of the credit, I don’t know but I wasn’t just my suggestion alone.

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You know what would lift the spirits of the people during this lockdown and put a smile on peoples faces again... The return of Banshee Bones

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@paulkavanagh89 @Bobbarn66180003 Never raved without them 😎

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The house parties need to stop, people are dying and my grandmother just died because of YOUR HOUSE PARTIES! It was her first time double dropping, nobody saw it coming.

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@Bobbarn66180003 Of course she was wearing them when she died