Goomber Lover

Just a humble ass goomber with some big ass shoes

[Goomber Lover @BillysTourism]

☦️ Christ is King ☦️

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@lilsweetpilldme @beyoncegarden If your job is to bother people at home some of them are gonna be dicks to you, and you deserve it. My first job was a door-to-door sales job and at 13 I understood the concept.

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@scotchsoupmaker When Mrs Goomber finally got pregnant we went to a walk in clinic to ask about who we should talk to about ultrasounds etc and the receptionist had the audacity to ask "so, you're planning on keeping it?"

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@BuffBenAvery @_vandul It's incredible what comes out about a person after they die.

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@_vandul My bad bro, didn't mean to rip off your quote. How about, "you just created a million more Mitch McConnells"

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It's my little bro's birthday today so we went to DQ to pick out a cake. I asked what color he wants and he asks "what's Baby Goomber's favorite color?" so we go with that, then I ask if he wants anything written on it and he says "Baby Goomber". Like bro, it's YOUR cake!

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Baby Goomber loves my little bro, just laughs her ass off at anything he does

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@mtngrl4rome @typoniggative That's fair, you're a woman.

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@classichusband @zoomybee "I GAVE MY LIFE TO MY CHILDREN ON A SILVER PLATTER"

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

member when top 8 was ye squad?

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@MmeTagg Are any of the big kids big enough to do dishes?

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Trying to explain to my 8yr old brother the difference between Indians and Natives (we're native) and why we're called Indians when we're not Indian. He just coined the phrase "Amazon Indians" for Indians from India 😂

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@MmeTagg "it's called a whippahsnippah m8"

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Karmelo Casey Anthony Cumia

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@vrilledcheese @peachtard Needs a sister named Seetheley

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@historyman66 Ask her what she was eating under there.

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@TexasRose1836 Silent Bob when???