Will Oehlertz

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Why would I buy you a drink? I'm not the one the feels like crying every time I see people holding hands, I'll take a scotch and soda, thanx

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Put in the extra fancy pomade, now it's time to sniff out some vulnerability on the town #vdhunting

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Awe you want my coat because it's cold? Cute, if I wanted you to be warm you wouldn't be in my freezer

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

If my favorite drink didn't happen to have alcohol in it, you'd call me well hydrated rather than an alcoholic

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

I'm just so happy to be a lifelong Seahawks fan tonight..

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

@EYEoftheSTEIG fools limit themselves to one brand of pomade. When your hair gets bored it acts out.

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

@EYEoftheSTEIG there is no limit on what you can accomplish with a steady diet of sushi, and a fine hair product

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

What do you mean the night clubs not open yet?

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Omg tomorrow is get my tweet on Friday.. So excited #boozetwitterection

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

I'm so happy I could cry!!!!

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Wooooooo, BEAST MODE!!!!

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

First down!!!!

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Let's get some Beast Mode all the way down the field! #SFvsSEA

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Now let's tie it up Hawks!!

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

3 and out, come on hawks!!!

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Just a little touch of Billy Love and we're on the board! More tweets = More points, for my SEAHAWKS!!!!

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Obviously my boys need a little twitter support! Come on Seahawks!!!!!

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Really need a drink, the wind made me have an awful hair day

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

Hobo standing by a stairwell? How can a guy resist a nudge #yolo

[Will Oehlertz @BillysWizard]

You're an alcoholic degenerate? I can work for ya