captain extrodinare

mama didn't raise a bitch.

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

nothing more comforting than a handful of titty

[Riot Games @riotgames]

When you're going to change the world, don't ask for permission.

[Helldivers Alerts @HelldiversAlert]

For Democracy , This And More

#HelldiversII #Helldivers2

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

@Pilestedt Thank you for your Service Grand Admiral!

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

@awkhalifa THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

I just witnessed a banana playing piano better than I ever have in my entire life

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

I got two things to talk about.
1. Why is X still https://t.co/hfGDaItehM on a web browser.
2. If you ever need to talk shit about a trade. Talk shit on sparkies. For no reason they get all the hate. When we all know drywallers suck the most.

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

@Zooseyboy Dang papi

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

@MyNameIsRickyM

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

@MyNameIsRickyM NOW YOU SEE KIDDO BACK IN MY DAY I HAD TO WALK 5 MILES UP A MOUNTAIN AND BACK DOWN IN 3 FEET OF SNOW WHEN I WAS 3 YEARS OLD 👴

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

Answer it

[Liquid Guild @LiquidGuild]

7/9M not even really that close

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

Remember, remember the fifth of November.

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

"this is some music you'd have sex to"
"I don't listen to this while having sex"
"What the fuck do you listen to?"
"ASMR"

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

I’d like to throat punch you :)

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

@scarra Yo it was like 50 over in Ohio

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

I'm fucking sick and tired of this shit

[Tweakies @TweakiesOffical]

I would like to clarify that adding meth isn't a new thing. We're just gonna add a bit more than we usual do.

[captain extrodinare @Billyxdude12]

ODOT; turn signals the original message intended
Me: what the fuck is that grammar????

[chrissy ✨ @chrissyxchi]

actual footage of me still playing World of Warcraft in 40 years