Funny Valentine

Genderbent Funny Valentine
N + SFW RP
18+ , Minors go away.
DM's are open !

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇ
The 23rd and the ＢＥＳＴ President of the U.S.A.

Detailed preferred but not necessary.

Chemistry is nice, but not needed.

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Go on, squeeze it. Her immaculately doughy, gelatinous, and blubbery presidential booty.
Do it.

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

She'll be waiting for the bang!

[𝑖 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑏𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 @ofhisprayers]

me and my god forsaken lust.. you really have me doing questionable things…

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Then go ahead and behold, you may even do it early, or multiple times.

[𝑖 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑏𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 @ofhisprayers]

well you’re god damn right.

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

It's a rework into a traditional American value!

[𝑖 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑏𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 @ofhisprayers]

this country values patriarchy like no other . .

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Set off fireworks on the 4th and you get a free slap!

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Almost America's birthday.

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Ugh, why is EVERYONE so silent when she's walking around???

[𝐘͟𝐎͟𝐒͟𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄 K𝐈R𝐀. @lustheartattack]

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ʸᴼˢᴴᴵᴷᴬᴳᴱ ᴷᴵᴿᴬ
‘ ＫＩＬＬＥＲ ＱＵＥＥＮ - ‘
temp pinned. lewd switch.
bisexual.

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[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

@themilf17 SSS.

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Good evening, America.

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Of course ! Something refined or quick and simple?

[🖤 𝘋𝘌𝘈 🖤 @FEMALE_VAMP_]

“ Yo , [ READER ] ! Wanna go for drinks ? ”

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

More, what DOESENT she get?

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Prison, or milked so that the IQ drops to a negative number.

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Make sure to do it right, or else. 😁

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

POV: You paid your taxes this year, and the president decides to reward you! ☺️

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Ohh, that makes sense. Of course some desired are more obtainable than others?

[𝑖 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑏𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 @ofhisprayers]

You can’t act upon your desires… it’s truly a pain, sometimes.

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Oh? For what reason?

[𝑖 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑏𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 @ofhisprayers]

You need to have a lot of self restraint..

[Jolyne Cujoh @StoneFreeLove]

Let's go gambling!

See neat account > They like kids > "Aw dang it"
See neat account > It's racist > "Aw dang it"
See neat account > It's transphobic > "Aw dang it"
See neat account > It's ableist > "Aw dang it"
See neat account > "HUNG SHE-STUD, SUBS FOR NO ONE" > "Aw dang it"

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

A tad dull for her tastes to be enjoying ones self, not even a book to read? The morning paper??

[𝑖 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑏𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 @ofhisprayers]

Hm, can’t a man enjoy himself for once?

[Funny Valentine @Bimbo_President]

Even either similarities there are differences, when she gains weight it goes to some rather obvious places, based off her physique.

[𝒟𝒾𝓇𝓉𝓎 𝒟ℯℯ𝒹𝓈 𝒟ℴ𝓃ℯ 𝒟𝒾𝓇𝓉 𝒞𝒽ℯ𝒶𝓅 🇺🇸 @AMERICAN_RXPX]

Yep, little…