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Drunkposting アメリカ人.

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@HiltonDadJP I almost never pick what I sing 😂

I mostly go to karaoke with my wife, and we make it more fun by picking each other’s songs because it produces hilarious results.

I have a low voice so she likes to pick Michael Jackson and Queen for me since it’s the opposite.

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@OtomeBlkGrl 🤣

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@GlobalWatchClub I guess I’m one of the only people in the world who just doesn’t find the Royal Oak attractive.

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@MaybeMidwits Don’t be retarded.
That would require learning something about a different culture.
Way too much to ask.

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@Bentendeshi @smcroasters Historically illiterate bitch 🤣

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@baarooshock It’s the best I could do with bad lighting 😅

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@snapsnocaps Pretty much *all* active software development at this point involves AI to some degree.

Anyone getting mad about it is retarded and knows nothing about dev work. Might as well get mad about automated testing/deployments.

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@Yusro_web3 I don’t understand your comparison.

I’m pretty sure wealthy people pay tax on property they own too. Just like you.

I’m also pretty sure you don’t pay capital gains tax on any stock you own until you sell it. Just like them.

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In many cases, “being a doting husband” and “treating your wife like a child” are functionally the same.
I frequently remind mine how proud I am of her for meeting reasonable expectations, and reserve my “really serious” tone only for when something is genuinely non-negotiable.

I’ve had a few male acquaintances/colleagues with dysfunctional marriages, and they all seemed to treat their wives more like male business partners.

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@venturetwins This confuses me.
Why wouldn’t they just have the manager of a Burger King interview an applicant? This seems like overkill.

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@PWaynorth @spenserad @sillycatems When you have to repeatedly explain that someone else is the idiot, I have bad news for you.

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@elsaprofitable Unless you’re Chinese, complaining about that is basically stolen valor.

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@VeronesePaul This is what happens when boys raised by single moms don’t pay attention in civics class

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@fractal_friend Bro it’s fine if you love troon dick. It doesn’t change constitutional law.
Hope this helps.

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@brad_polumbo Retard screeching “raysis” at anything he doesn’t like

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@JustAGurLnSwedn Nasty ass eating bitch 🤣

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@VeronesePaul The United States is a union of states. I guess nobody told you this.