Hear me out, I’m not saying the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is going to happen, but @joeyjaws just came out and said and I quote, “I’m gonna get the rest of the guys out and we’re gonna do this f***er.” #nathansfamous#ESPN
Breaking News: Jerry Springer, the talk show host who mediated rocky relationships and family feuds over decades, is dead at 79. https://t.co/hTspaDICbU
Seven law enforcement officers have sued rap artist Afroman, accusing him of improperly using footage from a police raid on his Ohio home last year in his music videos. https://t.co/NGU1sJzxIe
Breaking News: The Pentagon is blocking the U.S. from sharing evidence on Russian atrocities in Ukraine with the International Criminal Court, officials said. Military leaders fear setting a precedent that might pave the way for it to prosecute Americans. https://t.co/xnHCjkkZnK
Ah yes, the blue checkmark brigade is trying to cancel me yet again for suggesting that Kellogg’s has gone full woke by refusing to show Tony the Tiger’s erect cock on the box.
We are truly a lost country.