jozzy ✨

hi

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Pride Month is fun cuz it’s the time of year when a homophobe will lose their mind over a rainbow on a bottle of mouthwash.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I’m an eldest daughter which means I’m automatically irritated by your incompetence because I was never given room or grace to be imcompetent. I won’t be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

credit karma: “your credit score is 800”

car dealerships: “ma’am. your shit is 325”

[jozzy ✨ @Bing_Swing]

@heysantos_83 @justmercy__ men rape & kill women when they’re rejected. but yeah, god forbid a woman CALL him.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

anxious? stressed?

i cannot recommend eating raw poptarts over the sink enough

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t know which rich person needs to hear this but assistants, support staff, the people who clean your house, nannies, landscapers etc don’t want a bunch of shit for Christmas.

Just give them extra money!

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever https://t.co/p4Z4C9jjZt

[kenzie | in my ❤️‍🔥 era @kenziesversion]

save the emojis you want, hold down to add them as a sticker, and then you can use them as emojis in imessage 🤍

[Noah Bergren @NbergWX]

8PM EDT: This is nothing short of astronomical. I am at a loss for words to meteorologically describe you the storms small eye and intensity. 897mb pressure with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts 200+ MPH. This is now the 4th strongest hurricane ever recorded by pressure on this side of the world. The eye is TINY at nearly 3.8 miles wide. This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce.

[Satan @s8n]

Life pro tip: nobody gives a fuck

[Satan @s8n]

stop being a bitch

[RossPal @YourPalRoss]

@WilburSoot

[Michelle B (she/her) @ffmichelle]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a C-section **IS** a **MAJOR** abdominal surgery.

If you’ve never actually seen one or experienced one, sit down.

As a nursing student watching one, I was WHOLLY unprepared for how major it was.

Yeah, it’s a subtweet. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Satan @s8n]

theres a party in Hell. $6.66 entry fee.

[ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ ⌖ ⁠♡ @r3aliferapunzel]

@MoonlitSalem @goofyahhlia I had an ED during my teenage years and I used to throw up a lot too, I found out Vitamin k2 (mk4) with vitamin d and then chew xilitol gum has remineralized my teeth and my dentist was like shocked, I literally thought I would need to get crowns or implants I’m a couple years +

[jozzy ✨ @Bing_Swing]

@Eden_Eats a unicorn pillow pet is personally my favorite

[jozzy ✨ @Bing_Swing]

@dibdoteth @invictis117 @yashar @Storyful u could just google where yellowstone is???