Bingo

I can never run for public office
(they/they/they/they)

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Had a dream that it was the American Revolution but the setting was Bath & Body works. We had to use full candles as water cups and I woke up stressed because I couldn't find anything to make a tourniquet

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Buddy (2026) is a pretty good allegory for grooming in the modern age and the only commentary I see about this movie is arguing about how it uses child actors???

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there aren't any flock cameras in Margaritaville 💔 take me away, Jimmy

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Stress induced headache at my granny's so now I'm here

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Between my friend's date who went missing for an hour and pretended to be asleep on a bench and my friend who told me he's seeing a woman (I've thought he only liked men for 9 months)... I'm mostly caught up on the liking women thing

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I don't drink Starbucks but I drove up, asked how much a medium chai was, sighed, then drove away

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@jellycatfanacc Boll weevil statue in an Alabama town. Almost every business has one. Optometrist, McDonald's, etc

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Weesus

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I'm incapable of lowballing people on Facebook bc I always imagine that they REALLY need this extra cash

But I also need cash so here we are

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"Do you plan on having kids? If so, when?" "35 =]" and the nurse came in and said "we all laughed at this up front"

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@angellicb1tch Fantastic idea

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Happy to announce my coming out as poly

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just rolled my first joint! 🥰

how’d I do?

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Bf's bit with me rn is to say "YOU ARE LIKE PAPA" when I tell him no

Happy pride month

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Hard launching my bf to my gynecologist (she has to ask)

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"You will get covered in goose semen" ...pardon?

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@jellycatfanacc Of course!! I'll have you over once we get settled

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First piece of furniture in the house!! She assembled it wrong 🫶

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To celebrate new house, I would like to shout out this one we toured. Built-in timeout corner!!

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@jellycatfanacc As if putting on deodorant before bed doesn't exist

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@raccoontee Said boyfriend (the one wearing a blanket as a scarf)

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Love looking at my boyfriend with a helpless expression to move something I 100% moved by myself originally