mad nauseam

dumb comedy 🎤 wordplay 🧀 fan girling 🧲 just trying to make money and snacks

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ever so humbly moving my operation to finsta this year, see u there 🎃

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preparing for my annual return to twitter where i shitpost every single day of #spookyseason who’s ready

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@notamazona_lexa happy chrimus

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bye see you next year

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mfw u catch me sneaking back into bed after a midnight snack (shredded cheese straight from the bag)

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yesterday was the last day of october and that means its time for me to post all the weird tweets still hanging out in my drafts and shut it down for the year. im so sorry/please enjoy:

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“in my bug era” i whisper as swarms of flies darken my windows, the first of twelve plagues i must endure to break the ancient curse on my bloodline

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scrolling thru insta to see all ur friends soft launching their new men on halloweekend like

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any witch born after 1993 cant brew potions…all they know is secret book stores, charge they crystals, tiktok thirst trap, be bisexual, eat the hearts of men & lie

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ew mom nobody says “trick-or-treat” anymore it’s 2022 we all say “it’s morbin’ time”

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would you rather fight 20 romero zombies or 2 world war z zombies or alan from work?

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one thing u should know about me is that if im home alone and my phone rings i ignore it. weird noise in the yard? its just the cat. a murderous poltergeist could come through my mirror while im brushing my teeth and i would simply head off to bed bc i mind my own fuckin business

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@Allie__Moses just kiss me then jfc

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i be like ‘why does god give me his hardest battles’ and the battle is my partner not letting our 12-foot tall home depot skeleton sleep in bed with us

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jump scares are too fucking scary these days

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i’d be like bitch stop dripping blood on the floor and come sit down ur gonna love roy kent

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imagine if a haunted ghost girl crawled out of ur tv while u were watching ted lasso