Biology For Bastards - Working on a COMEBACK!

A podcast that teaches biology in the most profane way you've ever seen or heard.

Probably NSFW, but that depends on where you work.

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Recently my kid got a mat w/ each letter of the alphabet represented by an animal

Except not all of them were real.

So, soon I'll start the Alphabet of Animals.

26 episodes. 26 letters. 26 REAL animals.

If you have a request for a letter, let me know
#comingsoon
#podcast

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You bastards are the best.

I haven't made an episode in over a year as I've been trying to get my own shit together and you're still here.

This made me so happy.

Thank you.

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Mr. @robreiner, Is #ThePrincessBride a Christmas movie or not? Please help!!

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@maiaiuhh 1. Get comfy and buckle in.
2. Start car.
3. Set mirrors
4. Depress brake (pedal on left)
5. Shift to drive
6. Use gas (pedal on right) to make car go
7. Use steering will to avoid hitting shit
8. Use brake to stop

(Use headlights when dark/rain/fog/snow. Wipers when wet)

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Alright bastards and bitches, I'm getting my shit together for my epic comeback. Sorry for being away for so long but shit got real for awhile. That being said, how do you want me to pick back up?

If you choose new, offer suggestions in a reply!

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@maiaiuhh @ihavemildacne Bless your soul.

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Fuuuuck 2020, amirite?

As you may know, I'm an ACTUAL teacher in a public high school and, while I intended to get back to recording a while ago, this year is far more hectic and crazy than I could have imagined.

But don't worry, I haven't forgotten about my Bastards.

-Doty

[Microbacterium ® @microbacterium_]

@biomolecules101 @MicroBioSport @SagasCiencia @GenCurioso @BiologiaDivulga @SIGENESHABLASEN @CientificasEr @SalvajeDivulga @elbiodivulgador @TheDrugProject_ @cienciaoberta @BioForBastards @BioRoth_ @tdeincubacion @GeneOfTheDay @Pulgar_Panda Gracias 🤗

[Bababooey Ph.D. @live_love_dr3am]

i might fail my bio midterm monday, but i'll be getting a 30% instead of a 10% and thats thanks to @BioForBastards

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Show's been SUPER quiet lately but just wanted to drop in to say it'll be back SOON!

After all the shit going on in the world, I decided to take a break from responsibilities and focus on my own shit. But we'll be back soon with the second half of season 2!!

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I know the show has been quiet this week, I just don't feel like recording with all the shit going on in the world.

There are more important voices out there that need to be heard.

#BlackLivesMatter

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Man.... wikipedia let me down and did not have an article for something I was looking for.

WHAT DO I DO NOW!?

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I have to be at work today with NOTHING to do so naturally I'm trying to find a Polish documentary on clams for a bonus episode.

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@Podchaser Can't listen late at night. Fall asleep and get pissed bc I missed something

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Dear @spotifypodcasts,

Hi.

I wrote a haiku in honor of you joining Twitter.

I have a podcast
Biology for Bastards
Can we be best friends?

Sincerely,
@BioForBastards

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Look at that ugly ass, untrustworthy face...

https://t.co/xK5T7fWPEx

[BBC America @BBCAMERICA]

All eyes on you. #SevenWorldsOnePlanet

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So I didn't end up recording a bonus for patrons yesterday but I did discover topic that's gonna tickle your fancies like no other.

2 words, no context: clam jammers

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@vlikevanilla Your guess is as good as mine

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S2: Chapter 10 - All About Sex - AD FREE https://t.co/WyReDe7vWm

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Days like today* I really wish I had a dedicated recording studio

*Workers are jackhammering something maybe 100 yards away from my house, which is also causing the dogs to bark periodically.

#Indiepodcast