BioWareProblems

Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA. For support @EAHelp.

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Relationship Status:

⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 Emotionally attached to a fictional character whose life/love is in the hands of a BioWare writer

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Me on New Year's Eve

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How I look at people doing last minute Christmas shopping when they're getting in the way of my last minute Christmas shopping

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Game studio: We've announced our new game!

Fans: Great, when is it coming out?

Game studio:

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When your love interest disapproves of a choice you make so you reload an earlier save

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When you realise that the synthesis ending is what you spent the entire first game fighting Saren to prevent

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Me giving the companions Feastday gifts as soon as possible in Origins

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Council in ME3: You were right about the Reapers, Shepard

Me:

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How I feel doing pull ups with Jacob during the Citadel DLC

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Companions in BioWare games who've been with the player character over several titles/years and still don't know their first name

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Me finding out what happened to Skyhold when the Inquisition left

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POV: A Hawke who romanced Anders

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My Qunari Rook just hanging out with his companions

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Me being dragged back to all of the galactic extinction war stuff after playing Citadel