your weird bird friend macey

I like science and stuff. 🔬🦑 she/her

[Timothy C. @Granitepolitics]

@JessicaHuseman There is no algae, and the pool guys are cleaning it up, and nobody could've gotten pool guys to clean up algae like this before, and Biden had 100 times worse algae, and everybody knows it, and JD Vance was in charge of the details of the contract to get rid of the algae anyway.

[Liberty Vol ✝️🇺🇸🧡 @onlymae77]

@JessicaHuseman Science is my weakest subject, but it seems like MAGA is now claiming that photosynthesis is running a deep state op to tarnish him personally.

[Joe Flood @joeflood]

@atensnut top secret antifa scientists directed the sun to shine on the stagnant water to produce algae

[Dan Cataneo 🌐 @DCataneo]

He had the bottom painted dark blue, which absorbs more sunlight which is thereby converted into thermal heat via convection — this accelerates algae blooms. Rather than renovate the water filtration system & replace leaking pipes, he spent $14.5 Million on liner & a paint-job that'll deteriorate in less than 6 months.

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

Mice only live about two years, and he's spent so much of that in a shitty home with no enrichment or socialization!

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

The problem is that fuck big petstores for how they acquire and treat their animals, but also I want to rescue the poor little mouse that's been there since last February, but also I can't afford to just GET A MOUSE but also stg if he's still there when I get back from vacation..

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

My niece specifically requestied to FaceTime me this morning, gonna be riding this high for a WHILE

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

So we probably all agree that running my retainer through the autoclave is a bad idea, right? Like I shouldn’t do that until I have a new retainer waiting for me? Even though I REALLY want to?

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

I wanna make paper flowers out of various pamphlets/brochures/whatever about the dangers of Satanism and rock music, on the off chance anyone finds some please let me know

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

@lolo_tho Wait till she learns about my dissertation

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

@GinFizzes The main man of the first half of Grey’s Anatomy 😝

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

This is a Derek shepherd hate account

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

Someday by Nickelback is a rock ballad that I think is supposed to be romantic or something but actually it’s just a somewhat-disguised anthem for deadbeat boyfriends

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

@GinFizzes @TouchG1ass I love it, I love you

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

I keep having dreams about getting back with a forever-ago-ex, so I checked his Facebook to remind myself that not only is he married with children (and I am NOT a stepmommy) but also he has armband tattoos AND tattooed his wedding ring, and I do not need that toxicity in my life

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

@TouchG1ass Well damn I guess I have to come to another session of summer camp!

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

@BoneJail I petsit for a lady that is renting out her house for I think $500 less than her mortgage? Because she’s fucking great and is like “my girlfriend owns the house I live in I’m saving so much money idc”

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

@GinFizzes So mad I moved away

[your weird bird friend macey @Biolobtch]

I hate that vacuuming my house makes me feel so much better about my life