DR. Nitrus Brio

🦎( #CrashBandicootRp )🦎

Does 100% of the work, with 0% of the credit for it

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

"W-Why Don't p-p-people t-take me seriously?"

🦎 Doctor Nitrus Brio
🦎 Crash Bandicoot RP
🦎 Semi Detailed
🦎Experienced
🦎Crack/Banter/Serious

[Nefarious Odious Tropy @OdiousTropy]

Dr. Nefarious Odious Tropy, but please, just Odious. Do us both a favor and leave me alone. Now shoo.
#CrashBandicootRP
🔵 Semi-lit
🔵 Open to shipping
🔵 Occasional angst

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@DrNeoPCortex And Brio didn't even have to tell you this time.
Look at Cortex, finally using some of that empty space in that head of his for something useful.

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@FRIENDAMIGOZ "-th-the trouble of ALL of-o-of this.... instead o-of just gi-giving me a-a normal s-sandwich...?"

Why does Animate always seem to make the most confusing of choices?

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

Dear lord, it's only been a year?

It feels like I've been stuck here with these weirdos for decades.

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@FRIENDAMIGOZ "W-Wait-" He pulls the 'cake' away from himself as some sort of way to try and examine it.

So this...Isn't a baked good at all then..?

The confused look on this poor old man's face is priceless. Staring at this oddly disguised sandwich.

"WH-...Why go thro-through
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[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@DrNeoPCortex "Y-You can't e-ev-even operate a-a can opener wi-without h-hurting yourself i-in the process, y-you really think y-you can pull t-transplanting y-your b-brain? G-Get real!"

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@MasterHorology HA! When has Brio ever been jealous of anyone?-

And he doesn't care how you feel about your simps, Brio is simply disclosing that he doesn't want them on his doorstep because they're attention deprived loons fighting for your spotlight.
He has enough to deal with already,

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@Doctor_N_Zyme01 "-Y-Y-Your turn and spin th-t-the wheel, l-like everyone else, isn't o-o-one of them." He comments impatiently

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@Doctor_N_Zyme01 She can stare at it all she wants, she probably won't find anything. And even if she did, Brio would spin it regardless, one way or another she's getting one of options.

"C-Can you e-e-examine i-it later? I-I have plans fo-f-for O-October, an-a-and waiting for you to take
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[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@FRIENDAMIGOZ "Wh-When... di-d-did you have t-t-time to m-m-make so-s-something l-l-like th-t-this...?" He asks carefully taking the cake from the cadaver.

Brio didn't even know today was his ''anniversary'' here.

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@FRIENDAMIGOZ He pulls his face back in surprise when the undead corpse pops up from nowhere, shoving a pink rosy cake into the chemist's face.

After a moment of silence he speaks,"H-H-Huh... W-Well th-t-this.... w-w-wasn't e-e-expected..." He remarks eyeing up the tower of sugar.
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[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@DrNeoPCortex "Y-Yeah?! W-W-Well s-s-same to y-y-you!" He shouts in retaliation.

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@MasterHorology If that's his way of 'being kind' he can keep that to himself. Clearly this manchild is just upset he wasn't invited to all of Brio's plans.

gives a fake sympathetic pat on Tropy's arm.

Don't worry, He'll include you next time. Sound fair, Tropster?

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

By everyone else's standards, everything he does is considered APPALLING. There is a lot to choose from.

Just because you went on a trip through time flirting with everyone you see, doesn't mean everyone else is going to sit around holding their breath for your return.
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[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@ProffesorDear "Y-Y-You ai-a-ain't my mother. I-I-I don't have to do an-a-anything just b-because 'her m-m-majesty' decrees it!' He scoffs, "I-I get to-t-to decide wh-w-when h-t-the test i-is over an-a-and wh-w-when I-I have the results I-I would like."

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

Just so everyone is on the same page-
Bianca and Nora both SIGNED a wavier! The whole vampire problem going on was completely VOLUNTARY.

So you can put your pitchforks down!

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@Rocket_Headed "T-T-Test su-s-subject, wi-w-with n-no-n-no regard to-t-to consequence o-o-or safety! I-I know, I-I know. M-M-My generosity knows n-n-no bounds." He remarks in false praise to himself.

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@Rocket_Headed His smile turned a little more forced at the clearly insulting new nickname he acquired.

"I-I-Its m-m-means-" He reaches down and grabs at N.Gin's missile to pull him up more."Y-Y-You get to-to try m-m-my e-experimental potions f-f-free of c-c-charge!" He cheered, " A-A new
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[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@ProffesorDear "-H-Hair grows b-b-back... C-Can't say the-the same for e-e-eyes h-however." He mumbled,

"R-Ready?"

[DR. Nitrus Brio @BiologistBrio]

@ProffesorDear Giving a like chuckle to himself to adds, "C-Course, I-I'm not v-v-very go-good at it h-hair st-stylist c-clearly wasn't f-f-for me I-I can tell yo-y-you that much." Looking down at Nancy, he smirks and snips the scissors menacingly.

"B-but I'm s-sure y-y-you'll be fine,
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