Bionic Mullet

self proclaimed world record for the highest IQ of 4,675 | expert on fried mullet | OG Florida man | I like fried shrimp | I collect unwanted money

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@elonmusk We can’t let them win.

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Isn’t this a great looking Cybertruck?

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If Elon Musk builds a cellphone, I will buy it.

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Reason #2 Elon Musk is so great:

Elon built Tesla and made the van best car ever.
It turns every gas car into a slow, loud dinosaur that still needs oil changes and a dealership hostage situation. Instant torque that smokes V8s, updates while you sleep, phone key that works.
Panel gaps? Cry harder.

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Reason #1 Elon Musk is so great:

Elon Built SpaceX and turned rockets into reusable Uber rides so humanity can leave the planet instead of just arguing about the weather.

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Since I’ve triggered all the leftist whackos, I’m posting every reason Elon Musk is great — starting at #1. This could take years.

You ready?

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Reason #1 Elon Musk is so great:

Elon Built SpaceX and turned rockets into reusable Uber rides so humanity can leave the planet instead of just arguing about the weather.

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@IfindRetards I think I saw her working at BestBuy.

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@dom_kwok 😂😂😂

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@MarktMatts Communism is a virus.

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If you come after Elon, you’ll have to come after all of us.

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The left hates Elon Musk.

The left is a bunch of gay communists.

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@quietforgelab Yes!

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Can somebody explain to me why Russia always has to be the bad guy? Asking for my Russian grandfather.

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This Tesla Model 3 is the best car I’ve ever owned. Thank you, Elon Musk.

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If elected president, I would require all Elon Musk haters to buy a Cybertruck or be sentenced to 20 years in prison.

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One of my haters reported me and got me suspended for 12 hours.
THEY FAILED.
If anything, it just proves I’m saying something right.
I’ll keep posting my support for Elon Musk. Report all you want.