Bionic Mullet

self proclaimed world record for the highest IQ of 4,675 | expert on fried mullet | OG Florida man | I like fried shrimp | I collect unwanted money

[Bionic Mullet @BionicMullet]

If you come after Elon, you’ll have to come after all of us.

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@elonmusk @zerohedge Elon should sue the hell out of everybody that’s spreading lies about him.

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@bvb093 @MarktMatts It is.

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@GerryMa30999894 @MarktMatts Yes, but we’re an over-regulated one.

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The Globalist cabal has fully captured the Democratic Party, the legacy media, and the entertainment industry—but that stranglehold is breaking.

Americans are done being lied to, mocked, and ruled by people who hate this country. We’re not taking any more of their crap. We’re taking the country back.

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@catturd2 I plan to go vote a republican tomorrow

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The Democrats want you to eat bugs for the climate.

Elon Musk wants you to eat hamburgers because they taste good.

Pick a side.

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I kent breef 😳

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Reason #7 Elon Musk is so great:

Elon built Starlink and gave high-speed internet to the middle of nowhere, disaster zones, and places governments forgot.

While big telcos were still charging you a fortune for dial-up speeds, he put thousands of satellites up and made the whole planet connected.
Remote cabin? Battlefield? Airplane? Covered.

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@theavrageretard That might be asking too much

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The “Smash Fascism” crowd spent years calling Elon Musk a Nazi for buying Twitter and refusing to censor speech they hated.

Their definition of fascism: anyone who won’t let them control the narrative.

They painted swastikas on Teslas and treat free speech as the real threat—while the masked thugs in the photo get a free pass.

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🇺🇸Vote RED or America is DEAD🇺🇸

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@LynnePresley1 @elonmusk Please tell us what you’ve done.

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Today is a good day to thank @elonmusk for everything he has done to make the world a better place.

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Elon Musk should get a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Elon Musk has made it clear from the very beginning that Starlink is for peaceful use, not long-range drone strikes.

He deserves enormous credit for helping Ukraine stay connected through this war. His Starlink support was a major factor in why Ukraine was NOT overrun by Russia.

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@solbros55 @dylan_rand 😂😂😂

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The democratic party is the party of demons.

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@Token420Pulse 😳👀

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Fried mullet is the answer to the world’s problems. Do you agree?

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@Taurus_iaCS Awesome! I think you’re funny too.