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[BionicTelly @BionicTelly]

😂😂😂😌... Even as a pussy cat u've got to be responsible

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: The Senate has Rejected Real-Time E-Transmission Of Election Results

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

Pastor proposes to a widow at her Husband's Funeral🙄

[Mike Arnold @MikeArnoldTruth]

The truth about Reno Omokri is sad.

I’ve seen it up close. Last year, on his birthday safari in Kenya. He stayed at my home in Texas. Most recently, he hosted me in Abuja.

Reno doesn’t lie like most liars. He lies calm, cool, constant. Up close, he’s reptilian. Chilling. Soulless. Yet so charming.

Once, he posted a video flaunting luxury cars, claiming they were his. Two belonged to a friend of mine. Reno visited, rode in them, filmed them, and claimed ownership. A total fabrication. I stayed quiet then but started watching closely.

On my recent fact-finding trip about Nigeria’s persecution crisis, he promised meetings with Tinubu, NSA Ribadu, and the Sultan of Sokoto. None happened. Looking back, those promises were props for his narrative—for clout and manipulation.

(At his birthday last year, big names showed up expecting Goodluck Jonathan. That was a lie. They left fast, dodging his shameless PR stunt. They thanked me for showing them the quickest escape route on a map.)

In Abuja, after 30 hours of travel, Reno pulled me into a photo-op with the compromised CAN chairman. I barely got 60 seconds to change my shirt. He whispered, “Don’t mention you just arrived.” In the meeting, he implied we’d been there longer. He took credit for trips I’ve funded, planned, and endured over six years — presenting it as part of the “fact finding mission” that he had organized. He repeated this with the next group.

On live TV, he called me the current mayor of Blanco, Texas. False. He knows it. He also said I’m a Republican mayor—we don’t even have partisan municipal elections. I haven’t been active in any party for 30 years. He claimed I’m a personal friend of Ted Cruz. Also false. I shook Cruz’s hand in a receiving line a decade ago. That’s it.

He introduced my travel companion as a prominent Republican filmmaker. Not true. My friend does hobby projects, nothing major in decades. I don’t know what party he favors.

How do you know if Reno Omokri is lying? His lips are moving.

This isn’t bitterness. It’s accountability.

When someone denies genocide, twists truth, and poses as a “Christian voice,” character matters.

“The one who practices deceit shall not dwell in My house; he who speaks lies shall not continue before My eyes” (Psalm 101:7).

Reno, I don’t hate you. But I can’t cover for you. I’ve seen too much.

Lying to inflate yourself is one thing. Lying to cover up the Christian genocide raging in Nigeria is a bridge too far.

People must know Reno Omokri is a pathological, habitual, calculating, self-serving liar—from someone who knows him personally—so they won’t trust his sleazy attempts to bury the blood of tens of thousands of Nigerian martyrs with the manure spewing from his mouth. It’s hard to fathom. I’ve never seen anything so stone-cold evil.

If he doesn’t repent, Omokri will go down as Nigeria’s Joseph Goebbels, cast into the lake of eternal fire.

He’s gaslighting a nation while Christians and innocent Nigerians suffer.

Reno Omokri has the blood of innocents on his lying tongue. He doesn’t care. What’s an ocean of martyrs’ blood to him, so long as he secures the phantom appointment Tinubu dangles before him? I’m convinced he sees the victims as lesser humans. A pure sociopath.

Most Nigerians view him as a perpetually flip-flopping court jester. But wth his latest flip into the killing fields, he is now more like Stephen King‘s IT - an evil clown, in the gutter, luring innocent people to their death.

Reno claims he keeps meticulous records. So do I. This could get fun. 👍🏽

By the way, his grand plan is to run for vice president under NSA Ribadu. 🤣

I almost hope it happens. Nigerians worldwide—from the highest to the lowest—revile him as a self-deluded tool. An emasculated, narcissistic peacock. Peter Obi’s used toilet paper would poll better. Even soggy, it has more integrity.

But if you’re a Nigerian reading this, you probably already knew that.

@renoomokri
@PeterObi

[Obidient Premier👑 🦅 @ObidientPremier]

Listen to an empirical fact on the exact builder of Lagos! Facts is Facts!

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

@TheRealOlagreat 100k

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I'm going to say something, and I hope it will be understood as coming from a place of love and concern.

A few weeks ago, I hosted a space with a prominent African entrepreneur. The space was curated in such a way as to give equal representation to different African nationalities so that it wouldn't skew toward Nigeria because of me.

The unfortunate result of this was that it was painfully easy to draw connections between the speakers' countries of origin and the quality of their submissions. All the Kenyans who spoke had useful, important, well-communicated submissions. Ditto the Zimbabweans, the South Africans and the Anglophone West Africans (Gambians, Ghanaians, a Liberian, and a Sierra Leonean).

And then there were the Nigerians.

I remember giving the mic to 8 Nigerians, and first of all, 7 of them went overtime. These 7 seemed very keen to speak and had a lot to say, but within 2 minutes of listening to them, you had this disappointing realisation - this man (they were all men) has no point. Rambling, disjointed, unfocused, random point-hopping, lacking in joined-up thinking, missing any sort of conclusion and ultimately only stopped by the "can you please round up in 15 seconds?"

I was so embarrassed, and I wondered whether the entrepreneur who co-hosted the space noticed what I had noticed. The answer is yes. She did. In fact, she specifically mentioned to me afterwards that everyone who came up and reduced the intellectual level of the space was Nigerian. "What's happening with education in your country?" was her exact question. I didn't have an answer.

That's just 1 anecdote. I have several. I have met many, many other people who have similar stories. In fact it is often the case now that before accessing certain rooms on the continent, recommendations from other Africans need to go ahead of me, because the fact of being Nigerian in and of itself makes people take me less serious if they don't know who I am.

Nigerians have always had a reputation in Africa for being loud and overbearing, but it used to be the case that we were seen as loud and domineering, but also eminently capable and useful - which made us just about tolerable. Now, it is increasingly the case that we are perceived around the continent as loud and stupid - the Special Needs children who have nothing upstairs, but believe they must express that nothing as frequently, and in as many grandiloquent words as possible.

I cannot fix Nigerian education. I have no power to do so. Even if I did, it would take at least a generation for the effects to become visible. That's why in the meantime, all I can beg my countrymen (because again, it is men) to do if they are reading this, is to start making a conscious effort to talk less. Reduce your volume. Speak less. Listen more. Read more. Read for the sake of keeping the knowledge in your head, not for the sake of "performing" intelligence by spitting it out at people.

The world will tolerate a loud but competent man. It will have sympathy for a quiet, incompetent man. But a loud, incompetent man?

God abeg

[D @dhabiblaw]

Can we get the President and Ministry of Sport to weigh in on the big corporations in Nigeria to buy at least one league club as part of CSR? Imagine dangote buys Kano pillars, BUA buys Kwara United, elumelu acquires rivers United, geregu takes over 3sc. Imagine the competition

[Igbo Perspective @IgboPerspective]

The Mandate was brazenly stolen, Igbo's went about their business.

The nepotism appointments came, Igbo's ignored and went about their business.

The Herdsmen and Kidnappings started and Oba's were killed like Chickens, Igbo's continued their business.

Inflation hit the roof, Igbo's focused harder on their business.

The hunger hit harder and harder, Igbo's ate Akpu and Ofe Ogbono and faced their business squarely.

People started fainting due to hunger, rioting, and fainting some more, Igbo's expanded the business into beer palour business.

When they failed in getting your attention of Igbos to come out and join them so they can Ki.ll and make Igbos the scapegoat, they threw their trump card. The unhealed wounds of the Biafra War.

In an attempt to do that, they dragged an 89 year old disgraced war criminal out of retirement for him to finally tell the World the truth, that he wantonly started a war, and when they were done with him, they disgraced him again by attempting to force him to make a press briefing in Hausa so he can shame his kinsmen that have been slaughtered, beaten, bamboozled and bruised.

LASSLASS, GOD NO GO SHAME US.

Ojukwu said that Gowon will be alive to see the lions he unleashed on Igbos eat his own children, It's happening live and direct.

Umunnem na Umunnam, This is when and where I ask us all only one thing, Ignore Gowon and the latest desperate act of incitement.

The fact that Igbos have refused to react is triggering them all over Nigeria. Let's continue to do what we know how to do best;
FOCUS ON OUR BUSINESS.

Chukwu Okike Gozie Unu ebe unu nuo.

Iburu Onye Igbo, Biko gwalior nwanne gi Ozi ah.

#Igbo #Igbos #Gowon #TinubuHasFailed
#Tinubu #Biafra

[Explored History @XploredHistory]

I didn't even pass😂

[Agent Jake @Hitee_]

Igbos voted against their hero ( Ojukwu) in 2003 and supported a Yoruba man( Obasanjo).

In 2007, they voted an Hausa Man( Umaru Yaradua) over Ojukwu

In both years , Ojukwu didn’t win A SINGLE STATE IN THE EAST

This is the sole reason the tribal gibberish won’t stick.

[Chioma Oji @OjiChioma1]

This is the mpkonaani, it is an explosive gun salute in IGBO LAND.

LOOK AT HOW IT'S MADE.
They are explosives made with gunpowder used to make sounds in occasions.
What is this called in your part of igbo land?

[DERA | Graphic Designer🇳🇬👑 @derapeterssss]

A THREAD: PLEASE READ AND ENGAGE FOR MORE KELOIDS AWARENESS 🙏

MY NAME IS DERA, AND THIS IS MY KELOIDS STORY AND JOURNEY!!!

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

The way & manner some Nigerian Army officers are reasoning Babajide Sanwo Olu’s matter, there is more that meets the eye!

Their anger against the governor of Lagos state in beyond the one-way incident!

It has everything to do with the Lekki Tollgate.

[BionicTelly @BionicTelly]

@_Debbie_OA We want you to choose a cinema of your choice and we will be paying for a ticket for you and your husband man to see the movie by the legendary Funke Akindele - “A tribe called Judah” alongside the refreshment. Send a DM on your preferred date. Cheerios

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

Picture frame experiments, so satisfying to watch 😌😌😌...

mummy zee/debbie/mr bayo/gbemi/ric hassani/44 billion naira/olosho

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Sanwo-Olu had to copy Atiku’s tweet. No originality, no emotional intelligence. Kai. 🙈

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Leave whatever you are doing, & listen to this!

When we say that Bola Tinubu is wasting everyone’s time, they think we hate Nigeria?

For those of you praying for a man like Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu to succeed, listen to me, “prayers alone is wishful thinking.”

“If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.”

Prayer without works is useless! Listen to Boason Omofaye dissect the issues.

The Economy is perception, & foreign investors are no Father Christmases!

7 months down the line, where are the Indian, the Arab, the German & other investors? COP24 is over, can anyone justify the huge monies spent on that jamboree? How much came into Nigeria from COP24?

I need Bayo Onanuga & Ajuri Ngelale to answer me? Any Agbado in the house?

27 Nigerian states attracted $0 in Capital Importation or Foreign direct investments (FDIs). Including Anambra state, governed by a so-called Economist & a Professor. Soludo promised to turn Anambra to Taiwan.

You thought that elections will have no consequences? You imagined that Peter Obi simply waved his magic wand & those millions of dollars came into Anambra on his watch, just like that? Like Obi, Alex Otti is doing it in Abia state. Alex attracted more dollars into Abia, more than all the South East governors combined! And he in barely 8 months in office.

“It’s DEEDS, not WORDS! Good name is better than Gold!” You have to have a global track record. International investors have to know who you are; your pedigree, what you’ve done to get here! You have to be spoken for in those international board rooms. People have to know who you are! Who is Bola Tinubu?

“Let’s know who we are!!!” — Peter Obi.

Photo-ops & deal announcements doesn’t translate into actual investments. What do you think the foreign investors are saying the moment Tinubu leave the room? What do you think they say behind his back?

Tanzanian President just announced that the total investment deals completed in Tanzania in 2024, is $20 billion. $20 billion came into Tanzania in just 2 days. Despite electricity shortages in South Africa, they were able to attract $20+ billion in FDIs into their economy, between July & September 2023.

Nigeria has NEPA challenges, but why is such investments not flowing into Nigeria?

Bola Tinubu have no excuse. That man is going to waste everyone’s time! Nigeria is as good as its No. 1 Steward! Yes, “na statistics we go chop!!” Who the president is? IT MATTERS!

Bola Tinubu became the Chief Image Maker of Nigeria through the backdoor, he forced his way in! Now fully settled as the Chief Sales or the Chief Marketing Officer of ‘Brand Nigeria,’ the question is, WHAT IS NEXT? ☹️☹️☹️

[GIDI @Gidi_Traffic]

Being a Nigerian in 2024 means you are from the best country in the world.

Watch this and feel proud:

[preach love ❤️ @redcap_blondie]

Dele Farotimi speaks Truth to America on Peter Obi Mandate return by Tinubu

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Mr. Peter Obi| 25% in Abuja Lockdown| IREV| Supreme Court| Otedola| Appeal Court| #tribunal