Bones

Potty-mouthed oaf, in search of the Levitating Superturtle. This is my personal account so any opinionated and sweary views are entirely my own, obvs.

[Bones @Biram_Jones]

Shut up and sit down. Twat.

https://t.co/lMjehYEAhc

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So TikTok has been banned.

Can we stop filming everything in portrait mode now?

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Elon Musk:
“I’m the biggest twat in the world!”
Zuckerberg;
“Can I play too?”

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Wait,
This was a few weeks before COVID kicked off!

Am I a psychic?

[Bones @Biram_Jones]

At some point in the next 6-12 months, I suspect there will be an incident. I don’t know what form it will take, but it will be used by the government to introduce draconian, immoral, and oppressive measures.
We don’t have a Reichstag to set fire to, but something will come up.

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So, tell me Wife... How do you know all the Quality Street varieties without looking at the box?

“I used to be a junior doctor.”

Quite telling.

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Ahem.

This has aged well.
Or has it?

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I may have said this before, but Elon Musk is a massive cunt.

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I occasionally come on Twitter to see if it’s worth deleting my account, because Elon Musk is a massive cint who doesn’t deserve anything from me.
And then I see things like this.

Dammit.

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

The internet is magic sometimes.

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I may be speaking out of turn here, but I’m pretty sure Elon Musk is a twat.

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My Goodness! Elon Musk is a massive cunt.

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This is what the Internet is for.

Haven’t been on Twitter for a while. Is it me, or is it less fucking miserable at the moment.

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Netflix’s “Fool Me Once” is utter garbage.

7+ hours of my life I’m not getting back.

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“Woke”
= a term used by readers of the Daily Mail, for anyone who doesn’t read the Daily Mail.

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So, all my posts prior to this year are no longer visible?

FFS.

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Duolingo. WTF.

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On the other hand….

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Been off Twitter for a while because… y’know… that twat.

Probably going to delete my account.
Any objections?

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Happy Christmas to all my American friends.

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Tory C units.

https://t.co/adm8IPW1Di