Adewumi

Leisure writer | Conservative

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

@Naija_PR Romans 8:38-39
For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

#EkitiDecides2026: Massive vote-buying rocks polls as voters reportedly receive ₦10,000 from APC, ₦2,000 from ADC

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

The husband you are mistreating now will show you shege in your old age- Wise man warns wives.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"The wife you are mistreating now will show you shege in your old age" — Actor Chiwetalu Agu warns men as he shares a lovely video with his wife.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

So many laws of economics shockingly don’t play out in Nigeria.

You can never understand this country.

[M.F🕴 @Mfaradayy]

My question is, if the doctors are this few
Why then do the get very low pay.
Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

@davido when he sees your tweet

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Dear @davido,

I'm in Atlanta since last week for the World Cup & if you check my profile, you will see tweets supporting your career & ways.

Even from the days of Gidi Culture Festival, we've been supporting you. Ask @AsaAsika.

Let me just come & each lunch or dinner at your residence as you are coming for the FanFestival at Atlanta next week.

I will always give you crispy & detailed images at your concert at Atlanta next week too.

Baba, hunger dey US for Ojodu boy.

Thanks in advance.

Kinds Regards;
Pooja Respects.

[Ben X @Benn_X1]

You don’t know how lucky you are if you don’t have a foolish friend or relative in Nigeria asking you to use your address to open outlier accounts.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

If you select 100 men who have ONLY played 11 aside in the last 1 year and put them in a 5 aside, they’ll play 45 minutes effortlessly.

Meanwhile, if you select 100 men who have ONLY played 5 aside and put them in an 11 aside, most of them will burn out in 45 minutes.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

Are you talking about the same 11 vs 11 of a standard football pitch, or is there another one that we don’t know of?

Even professionals gasp for breath by the 30th minute of 11 vs 11, but you want to compare it to 5 aside that we play as teenagers from 4pm till past 6pm.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

5 aside is harder than 11 vs 11.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

Perversion didn’t start with this generation and it won’t end in the next generation.

Over 2 millenniums ago when civilization was far from what it is today, the perversion of men in the times of Sodom and Gomorrah shocked God.

Try to imagine what level they were operating at.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

This generation is nothing more than colos, igbo, internet fraud glorification, brownish dreads, dirty boxers, iPhone and “STFU”.

[The Odin @TheOdin_II]

Why do you have to wait till breakups before you start looking out for yourself? 🤷‍♂️

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

You think I’m comparing quality 5 aside with subpar 11 aside?

[rotimi🪐 @heyrotimi]

you don’t play quality 5 aside. end.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

@champagnefab22 Did you play proper 11 vs 11 on a standard pitch?

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

@moemudi01 The morning dew.

[Kokumo @Avocado_Cados]

Iyanaba Lagos

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

The phone part is what I find baffling. You mean to say you didn’t join us to use new multilinks and starcomms, or even torchlight Nokia that year?

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

I'm not ashamed to say I've never had a million naira.
I've never used a brand new phone.
I don't have a wig.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

@Blackiee735 Ok.

[🇵🇹Ewa Oloyin (the sequel) @handsomely_ugly]

First day I played 11 vs 11 I look coach after 15 mins tell am say I want water him tell me Waka. my eyes no fit believe am

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

He went to the loo and came back but you were still transferring.
Is it infrared you’re using?

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I was getting food with a man. When we were done, he went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, she said “you’re paying???”

I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card.

She said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?”

All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂

[AYO💡💡 @sepril23NG]

On lagos Thugs are seen Lining The VGC, Ikota, Ilaje To Ajah road with tires to cause traffic on The Road.

Anyone who Removes these tires To Free The Road, will get Att@cked

I’ve always spoken about the tout and insecurity problems of lagos, even those experiencing this daily pretends like it’s not happening

[Oluwanifise @Oluwanifise13]

Snap shot from Lagos today.

1&2 oshodi
3&4 Iyana- ipaja
5 PWD
6. Shogunle

Eko oni baje o

[El Vikken 🇪🇦🇦🇷 @vikeyosu]

Wetin they pain me pass be say some people they support am say 5 aside they more instance pass 11 vs 11

Me way be say i dey play 5 aside from like 2 in the afternoon to like 6 in the evening the day way I play 11 vs 11 for better pitch,I no the way I gas out

[AYANFE @CHULLY1010]

One of the disadvantages of building a house in a new site 💔