Birch

18 y/o | 🔞 MINORS DNI | She/Her They/Them | 6ft Butch | Mostly horny shit but sometimes nerdy shit. | Life is a bitch. Learn how to make it your bitch.

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@LeashedVan the lack of sound is a crime! I bet you sound adorable! That cock is massive!~

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@s8n The only exceptions for me are accessories and military surplus pants.

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@TopGyaru This is what happens when you stop self-deprecating and realize that you're actually fucking goated

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@MommaCyune @J_McBrasel @Silomamagen Right?~ Bring it on!~

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@WeirdBongs

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@pupyfish I need someone to do this to me!

[Tenzide Gallery (18+) @Tenzide_Art]

Full version of the titjob animation with Sara the shark! Thank you all for the support!!

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@TheFoxLife Where's the original image? I wanna make a parody of this

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

Make it happen, people!

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@DizKnight @Skiwalkur This is such a mood! I wish I could be cuddling with them while we're both in a post-nut haze~

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@NoaTennebris I found it on TeePublic

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

Had sex: ✅️
Faked ID: ❌️
Had a gf/bf: ✅️
Gotten high: ✅️
Had alcohol: ✅️
Failed a class: ✅️
Gone to a club: ❌️
Smoked/vaped: ✅️
Kissed someone: ✅️
Gotten Detention: ✅️
Kicked from class: ✅️
Cheated on a test: ✅️
Snuck out the house: ✅️

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@LividPuppy Fuck, you're so cute! Those noises make my head feel fuzzy~ @w@

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@Helldiversmedia Why were they naked before they died?

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@MKCriticalHit @nerdyomniman This is a quote re-treat of a reply to a thread about "shotas." If you're nurturing enough to have been unaware as to what that word means, I envy you. It's like the make equivalent to a loli.

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@dreamypride1 Blue collar, thick, AND GIRL DICK!? GIMMIE! PA-LEASE!

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@joincanada_eh I'm pretty sure you can take everything west of the Cascade Mountains

[Birch @BirchWoodAD]

@PlayWarframe I am begging you to allow pollies! I NEED my golden retriever puppy boy AND my music loving party girl!