Hales

Board Certified Women’s Health NP, Small town nurse, expert in trivia and fun facts, avid dog mom and Netflix watcher ✌🏻

[Hales @Bird1493]

My chameleon literally refuses to eat anything that isn’t moving, so (despite eating gut loaded and calcium dusted bugs) he has fucking rickets 🙃 now I have to make collard greens dance around for him to see if he’ll eat those #chameleon #pickylizard

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Feel this deep in my soul

[Hales @Bird1493]

Soooo when can I start posting “Good morning Barbie” every morning ? 😂
#barbie #BarbieTheMovie

[Hales @Bird1493]

I need to sit in my feelings about #BarbieTheMovie for like a day. I need no one to need me or talk to me or anything just let me soak in the America Ferrera speech and feel good about being human and feel acknowledged and supported and loved and happy to be a woman

[Hales @Bird1493]

@swiftalways99 I literally turned to my cousin on my left and said “No joke, this movie deserves an Oscar”

[abby! @swiftalways99]

Gloria’s monologue in Barbie was so painfully relatable and accurate, and America DELIVERED 🙌 She gave me goosebumps and this scene itself deserves all the awards #BarbieTheMovie

[Hales @Bird1493]

Idk what genre it was but whatever it was, it was unexpected and amazing. #BarbieTheMovie should be required viewing for everyone ever

[Hales @Bird1493]

I wonder how long I will have to be with my husband before I start putting him as my emergency contact instead of my mom 😂 we are still both children right? That’s an adult responsibility #emergencycontact

[Hales @Bird1493]

Got sunburnt enough to get blisters for the first time in my adult life and I am grumpy about it 😂 #sunburn #sopale #lobster vibes

[Hales @Bird1493]

Whelp. Never ordering from @thehalara again. Super cute stuff but my last order was marked “undeliverable” even though same address as I’ve used with them before. Now neither tracking number is valid and no one has my package 🤷🏻‍♀️ waste of $75

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

:/

[Hales @Bird1493]

Fast Five should’ve been the end of the #FastandFurious movies. I said what I said 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Hales @Bird1493]

The #FastAndFurious movies are just the Avengers movies for gear nerds. We meet everyone separately until they all get together as a team/family #movies

[Hales @Bird1493]

The older I get the more appalled I am at the casting of teenagers in movies and TV shows. Like. That is a full grown man.
#TV #movies #casting

[Hales @Bird1493]

It’s cool that me and #Grimace have birthdays close together. We might be twins.

[Hales @Bird1493]

They better figure out this #WritersStrike and give the writers exactly what they want because #TheBear season 2 was one of the best seasons of television I’ve ever seen in my life #TV

[EchoMint.sol (locked-in era) @EchoMintsol]

none of us are seeing heaven

[Hales @Bird1493]

@raisinsbra As soon as the twist was revealed I looked at my husband and said “I bet it’s gonna be that the paparazzi and those that consume their content are the real monsters” 🙃 #BlackMirror

[Hales @Bird1493]

My 30th birthday is in nine days. I need my car fixed (someone hit it and ran) and our washer broke. So happy 30 to me 😂 #birthday #adulting #beinganadultsucks

[Always On @werealwayson]

2006 was wild because we really saw women fighting for the love of these men.