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[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Today, I was speaking with my neighbour and her friend. Ive seen the friend around, so today decided to introduce myself properly. Turns out shes the little sister of my best friend from high school! 🤯
Its such a small world.

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

My kids were 2mins late to school twice this week and the school sent me a very passive aggressive text message about how important it is to be on time to learn.
The same school said the kids can come in an hour later tomorrow if they want to stay up and watch football.

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Of course Cyrus is going to take advantage of Dia.
Día is simply so stupid and desperate for a man, that she makes herself an easy target.
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Why did GG & Damond have to uber to the salon if GG is the one doing his hair?! They couldn't have done that at home?
These 3 , their fake storyline and Damonds lean mouth is irritating tf outta me.
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Michael cannot stand his stupid, ugly, financially retarded wife.
Imagine paying 10k to end up being shaped like a sack of shit 🤣🤣🤣😭
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Cyrus' parole officer did Dia a favour. Everybody but her knows its a VERY bad idea to have her convict boyfriend, that shes never met, parrolled to her house where her daughters live.
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

@orangepunches Happy Birthday!🎉 💕

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

My friend ran over another friend in her mobility scooter this morning.
It all happened in slow motion.
All she kept saying was "oh oh oh" as she failed to brake and continued driving over her.
I felt so bad helping her up while pissing myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Now why would Carringtons brother hook her up with an addict?!
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

So Damond didn't think growing up was an option?
About hes still playing stupid prison games in real life.
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

This woman is really having her ex boyfriends cell mate, that shes never met in person, parolled to her house where her kids live.
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Damonds cousin must have some extra shoes in that mobile storage unit hes driving.
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Grown women who wear pigtails are always weird af.
Bc who shows up to see their recently released from prison son, without a bra on, like this?! She wanna show him what he was missing or something? Weird!
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

The cow print top, bag, belt and cup combo is an interesting choice.
#LoveAfterLockup

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Día is fuxking nuts
#LoveAfterLockup

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I don’t think yall realize that people with no support system gotta operate completely different than average people

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

The kids in the back of the car..

Big One: "I prefer the seat belts in mums car, the one in uncles car feels too loose."

Little: "Bc mums kinda fat, it won't be a problem for her."

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

"I don't know if you're the type to keep things like that, but I saved your kite."
I am that type. So she invited me & the kids over to her house to collect it and met her properly.
I'm so grateful 🙏🏾

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

Not long after I moved into my house, my daughter got her kite stuck in the tree of the neighbour that lives up on the hill. The neighbour recently had her trees trimmed and she called down from the hill...

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

@AmazonHelp @PrimeVideo Probably not.
Since being forced to watch the shows elsewhere, I prefer it as the other sites dont have adverts every 10mins and its free.

[🦉🌳 @BirdByTheTree]

I love paying for @PrimeVideo but being forced to watch their shows on another site bc their app never works.