The Bird Nerd

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

Check out this Fuego Grills customer experience! https://t.co/rI3eldzAF3

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

@jimmyfallon did you hear the #EricClapton song #Mikaela you won it on your skis Mikaela more golds for us please Mikaela darling please keep skiing out your mind #Olympics #TeamUSA #TonightShow

[Judy @StoneWyre]

@CBSSF Like the new avatar. Happy Halloween!

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

Famous Jameis going down in Flameous!

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

Now I know why they call it touchdown Jesus! Every time AL gets the ball they score and ND fans say not another TD..Jesus! #bama

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

After the US elections, you can now legally smoke a bowl in CO, smoke a pole in MD and go on the dole anywhere in the US! #election

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

With these election victories you can now legally smoke bowl CO, smoke pole in MD and go on the dole everywhere in the US

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

Nice job at UT with the booze enema! Now I know why you're called the Volunteers. #vols

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

Only at the university of Tennessee would alcohol enemas be popular. Nothing like a little heinny in the hiney to get a party started!

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

If I stroke my iPhone 4 enough and show it pictures of a galaxy 3s will it turn into an iPhone 5?

[The Bird Nerd @BirdNerdJohn]

Barry O' keep stroking Boehner and maybe you'll raise more than the debt ceiling!