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citywide breadcrumb spill causes traffic. pigeons deploy incident command. brooms outnumbered. source: unnamed pigeon near the bakery. tag a bird who deserves a raise.

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sprint around the fountain ends in photo finish. duck wins by a bill. pigeon files protest. send tips, crumbs or sightings below. back to you, sky studio.

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parrot refuses to incriminate itself. repeatedly states 'no comment'. lawyer is also a parrot.

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moon issues recall on defective tides. returns accepted at shore. receipt not required. source: seed market insider. reporting live, burt starling — bnn.

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