Vulture Commander

My purpose on earth is to tantalize and send raving the race of man.

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

My darling decrepit, how your flesh decays! Your fetid lunch does ooze & crunch! You have a breath mint nearby, I pray! #zombiepoetry

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@TroutBumOutWest @9NEWS Right. Because it’s the access to marijuana that was the issue. Not access to firearms and a lack of access to mental health support.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Is Donald Trump going to respond to Musk’s email and report on what he did last week?

To help, I’ve gone ahead and done it for him. A thread:

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@matthwbox @augstone Yes. This. Keep doing what brings you joy. 🙌💕

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

#PynchonInPublic #BleedingEdge #Ice

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@asphodelia

[Aug Stone @augstone]

Cool review - ‘The Ballad of Buttery Cake Ass’ Writer Aug Stone Coming to Surface Noise Feb 9. - LEO Weekly https://t.co/l3yO5ayZdE

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@asphodelia

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

And you do realize this means you are thinking about me 👀👀👀

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Ex: Do you ever think about me?
Aquarius: Define think. Define you. Define me.

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@TheObliterature If only this review could commit suicide, again…

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@TheObliterature Noooooo

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@TheObliterature That’s what he said.

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@Matt_Christian9 @NWSBoulder @trish_zornio Can you have a storm that is NOT impactful?

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@WatchReadGame @TheObliterature I second this rec. I used to hate Robert Pattinson. This and the Lighthouse changed my opinion.

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@TheObliterature I love you, @TheObliterature

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@mary_db10 Oh no! Few things worse than your kiddo being sick. Thinking of you and wishing for a speedy recovery!

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@TheObliterature If I want more deets, should I BM you?

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

Wordle 228 2/6*

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[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@aaryndrichard When you wake up to sub-zero temps and your toilet is outside.

[Vulture Commander @BirdSchmidt13]

@TheObliterature One is the Hershey squirts. The other is a turd honking for the right of way.