Bill Markham

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@steipete I have just, with a bit of vibing, created an OpenClaw dashboard that interrogates scheduled jobs on OpenClaw, Hermes and ChatGPT giving a one stop shop place to check their health.

I am well impressed with OpenClaw 2's dashboards.

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@ElonMuskNews47 A

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I know what this plant is, do you ?

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@Number10cat Larry, which one has the best spot?

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Sad, very sad.

https://t.co/PjEAf0o87s

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@GraceW_BM Grace, Have a look at this pic. Got loads of pic's if you want to publish them or you send can round a journalist to take professional pics.

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Swanlets in garden by Thames

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@Number10cat No chance. They would not want you to upstage the bride and be the focus of all the TV and media coverage.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Virgin Trains really should change its name given the millions of taxpayers it’s just screwed... https://t.co/fGSmCxO8pL

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@irregularbi @simondachstr @vizlib Poor diddums, here’s a pic of my metal one- You can pretend it is yours.

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

My GDPR reply to those I don't want to have my data "IMPORTANT: Please could you ASAP permanently destroy all data, information and paperwork you have regarding me. But before doing so, please send me a final email confirming whether or not you shall make this happen & when by."

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@quintelligence Keep up the good work. You have my mobile, please keep that on record. I have been daydreaming about a possible @qlikdevgroup presentation. I am hopeless at Powerpoint, paperwork & life in general. How about a joint presentation? Could you give me a call ? https://t.co/vhdFRc4mOq

[Steve Dark @quintelligence]

@BirdTableDuck @AdamAfriyie Thanks Bill. We try to ensure our newsletter only has top notch content. Glad you are not annoyed by us having to send out emails to ask if people mind being sent emails. #gdpr

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

GDPR: I am getting contacted by loads of organisation re them having my contact details. Some like @quintelligence I wish them to keep sending me newsletters. Others I am thinking why the hell do they have my contact details. In my opinion GDPR is good. @AdamAfriyie

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@philip_jewer @MenziesGraeme @JamesMelville They also are not good listeners and tend to doze off.

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@philip_jewer @MenziesGraeme @JamesMelville Can do, but the cats are linguistically challenged. Taken me years to learn cat speak. Does your mum speak cat ?

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

EU hasn’t taken our sovereignty.
EU isn’t unelected.
EU doesn’t control our immigration levels.
EU didn’t cause the financial crash.
EU didn’t cause austerity.
EU didn’t cause a decline in wages.
EU didn’t cause the NHS crisis.
So Brexiters, what’s your problem with the EU?

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@GraceW_BM Thx. I ain't got any Boring Life Problems. I specialise in the mega disaster kind of problems - often resulting in calamitous catastrophes - but they certainly cannot be classed as boring.

[Bill Markham @BirdTableDuck]

@waltherstefan OMG !!

Will it be able to call my therapist and discuss my problems?

That could me hours of my time.