BirdTalk

talk allat of shit and eat tacos

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I hate when I’m pooping and the poop make the water jump at my vagina

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Our mom coming into the room to whoop all our ass after the youngest started crying

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When he sticks it in your ass for the first time and you wasn’t expecting it so you really go DUMB dumb.

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When he was talking tht big game and has a shrimp! 🦐

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When your mom comes home after a long day of work and sees the dishes aren’t done.
Her:

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Growing up with siblings you were really challenged to see who was more ballsy than the other.
Siblings: let’s see who survives walking by the sink today
Us: