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[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

Horrible thing about being slightly overweight is that I can't call my 400lbs boss a ball of lard without looking a little silly

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@pellerfon Me on the right

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

Realistically speaking the stripper has to like someone

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@NuttingOnElon77 Type shit type shit

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@TrollGod9000 @dayixings

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@cooper39_2079 this is what purgatory is like

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@snqped this fucking sucks

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@snqped Medieval warriors be like I got a swordplay chink

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

what if that guy from perfect blue just wanted an autograph

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@NuttingOnElon77 I can tell from this picture alone that's you're below 5'7

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@snqped This ai

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@TrollGod9000 you forgot to add the stuttering and sobbing to your reply

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@TrollGod9000 No I just shoot you in the head and leave

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@snqped Learned from your mom

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@dayixings Mine does!
It's like a deep groan

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

When you're petting your dog and they start moaning that feels so fucking weird

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

@NuttingOnElon77 why is it written in latinx

[birdappuser @Birdappuser48]

People do that all the time on Twitter and they normally end up becoming moots idk what's the big deal about this

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