birdd 🐦🐦

relationship destroyer

[birdd 🐦🐦 @BirdieJpeg]

how do i manage to ruin everything i touch?

[birdd 🐦🐦 @BirdieJpeg]

@wickedica hetkel gümnas, enamus töid laekuvad õpetajatele 3-4-5 paiku

[🖤🩶🩵Jessica🩵🩶🖤 @images_i_hate2]

STOP SEXUALIZING PORN
STOP SEXUALIZING PORN
STOP SEXUALIZING PORN
STOP SEXUALIZING PORN
STOP SEXUALIZING PORN

[birdd 🐦🐦 @BirdieJpeg]

@Kwite please don't judge me... 😔

[birdd 🐦🐦 @BirdieJpeg]

@Crestfallenbleh Hello Mr. Santa Hat Man

[birdd 🐦🐦 @BirdieJpeg]

@Kwite Lucky you- 344 for me

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked.

[sheldon cooper @youthsheldon]

*me giving Elon Musk backshots*

Elon: Ngh.. w-wait.. not in front of your mutuals-!

me: "shhh, its okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..."

[PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT]

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[birdd 🐦🐦 @BirdieJpeg]

@elonmusk @ianmiles @nypost Sir, as much as I respect you, let your children be separate people on you. She's your daughter. You as her parent should respect her decisions, as she is a grown adult.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

This is unironically worse than 9/11.

[birdd 🐦🐦 @BirdieJpeg]

@vspqq I love gambling on US politics

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Finished faster after masterworking my rod 3 times😉

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

R@pe is r@pe, no matter the context.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

What is your opinion on the growth of Islam in Europe?

[3 random letters every 10 mins @3letter_]

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