Birdperson

I am Birdperson. C-177.

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Rick set me up a Twitter account because he found it funny.

I, however, take offence. Bird people do not tweet, we caw.

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@Perfexiaa Aye

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Birdperson is fully vaccinated now. Antivaxers are morons, slaves to the intergalactic hive-mind. Get your jabs now.

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The ever gruelling task of the multiverse is something one does not account for when attempting to hijack a Tyrinian 87 Turbo, but you would be surprised at how often it comes up

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In hindsight, it was unwise of me to boast of my location on a service I knew was being monitored by the galactic government. Fear not, my friends, for I am safe for now.

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It was a clever ruse to fool the galactic government—they have been reading my twitter and attempting to locate me! They’ll never find out I’m in a Denny’s on 52nd Street!

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I’m going to delete this account soon

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I’m going to delete this account soon

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I fear I, Birdperson, may have gotten too political in my previous tweet. I’ll return to my usual scene of toppling galaxtic governments.

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Down with capitalism.

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There is no more inebriation beverages left in the house, this is a sad day for Birdperson

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Okay. Hold up. Flying isn’t listed anywhere as one of your allotted exercises a day.

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And then I said “wouldn’t it be funny if we left a bat in some soup”

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@malaynap I did not have to wait long. What was the point.

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@P1CKLER1CK What show?

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@P1ckleR1ck Rick, I am your best friend. I know you.

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@P1CKLER1CK I have never been married, Rick. Although I will look out for this person called Skank

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@P1CKLER1CK What skank?

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So that new Pokemon game is rad

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I’m dressing up as Obama.

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I’m planning on dressing up as a human for Halloween. What about you?

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my beak grows tired.

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The galactic government fell some time ago, along with the Citadel... but I still miss Simple Ricks: Breaking the Grand Illusion.