Shelby Birdsong

Hockey addict.
NHL, life & chaos.
Mostly sarcasm.
Occasionally right.

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

Joe Pavelski is going home.

Wisconsin named him Director of Player Development today.

5 seasons in Dallas. 307 points. A Cup Final at 36. Retired as the all-time NHL points leader among former Badgers.

Not bad for the 205th pick.

Once a Star, always a Star. ⭐

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

FLORIDA?! WHY FLORIDA?!

Patrik Laine + #TimeToHunt?!

Dear hockey gods… HOW? WHY? PLEASE NO.
And with $34,286 in cap space, I have one question:

What kind of salary-cap witchcraft are they performing down there?!

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

Dallas Stars fans are going to hate this, but…

Winning the 1999 Stanley Cup has bought this franchise WAY too much patience.

One Cup in 33 years in Dallas.

Great players. Great teams. Deep playoff runs. Plenty of “almost.”

#dallasstars #texashockey

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

Of all the places I could’ve been… I randomly ended up in Oulu, Finland the day Sebastian Aho brought Lord Stanley home. Some coincidences are pretty incredible. 🏆🇫🇮

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

Trevor Zegras secured generational wealth. I used a coupon at Taco Bell.

Congrats on the new deal: 4 years, $36.5 million ($9.125M AAV).

They grow up so fast. 🥹

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

BREAKING: I was having a great day until the NHL reminded me Jordan Binnington still exists.

Anyway… 79 days until Stars hockey.

See y’all October 2.

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

4 more sleeps until Finland. 🇫🇮 I’m either coming back happy, married, or not at all. 😂

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

Not saying people can’t disagree with the list… but the owner submitting it isn’t exactly breaking news.

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

Carolina Hurricanes 2026 Stanley Cup engraving 🧐

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

Jason Robertson?

Old news.

I have officially entered my Adam Dennis Erne deserves $14M AAV era.

Don’t ask questions.

Just support the movement.

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

@LibertyMugs Don’t sleep on this one. There’s smoke. There may not be fire, but there’s definitely smoke.

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

NHL fake insiders are getting lazy.

Every rumor is Jason Robertson. Dylan Larkin. Leo Carlsson.

Give me:
• Connor Bedard spotted at an airport.
• Trevor Zegras “reportedly unhappy.”
• Arber Xhekaj linked to 17 teams.

At least commit to the bit.

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

@TheCupitals Bro the kid called him and told him to take it… calm down it’s not that serious. Gavin McKenna hasn’t done a thing yet and you’re acting like he’s the second coming.

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

PSA: Don’t invite me on your boat.

I have a strict policy of being able to leave the second I stop having fun, and your floating prison doesn’t support that.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Year 18 in Victory Green ⭐️

[StarsCountdown @StarsCountdown]

LET’S LOOK AT KIVIRANTA’S GREATEST NHL MOMENTS:

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

Hour 7 of free agency: Toronto won’t stop signing people, Corey Perry refuses to retire, the Kings are collecting veterans, and every elite defenseman just watched Bowen Byram get PAID.

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

Thomas is the only defensive player with a substantial contract without a nmc… it’s just business.

[Drew Livingstone @ProducerDrew_]

If you’re the Dallas Stars how do you keep Harley now regardless?

You just got caught trying to trade him. Brutal look for Jim Nill and the Stars

#TexasHockey

[Shelby Birdsong @BirdsongDFW]

@ProducerDrew_ Thomas is the only defensive player with a substantial contract with out a nmc… it’s just business.