Samuel

Focused | iCode | Computer Engineer.

[Engr. Walexzy @MrWalexzy]

He said it all

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

@plsLoveaintreal Furo

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

You dey crazy

[SEYILAW @seyilaw1]

This is hallucination of the highest order. Stop granting interview for now, Oga.

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

Mumu

[PROF GANUCCI BLACKKING (Primus interpares )🤣🤣 ⚓⚓ @ERINFOLAMI2024]

Thank you Crack team...

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

Oponu

[Òbà Elúkúmèdè💎 @MrLastBorn_]

@Elkrosmediahub The Anambra man should go to Enugu or Imo and win elections. Yoruba is 1 tribe and we dont care wherever the person is from. Same cant be said of igbo tribe who discriminate even within themselves.

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

Oponu, don't go and look after your own life.

[CAROLINE MOJIRADE @MojiradeEwaade]

Sending mails to my company ‘reporting’ me for saying I won’t hire OBI supporters is diabolical sha.

I can see your mail , and I am THE BOSS .

Talo dash eru oyinbo ni boss 😂😂😂😂😂

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

@uncannyscience @DesireeAmerica4 @BCody0831 I wonder if any reasonable man would still be worried about not being called a "real man" by a woman just because he wants to learn from others and protect himself.

[Peoples Gazette @GazetteNGR]

Only N36 million released from N218 billion health capital budget in 2025: Minister

https://t.co/XYrNNL1RMy

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

ChatGPT to the rescue.

[𝕊𝕀𝕊𝕋𝔸𝕃𝕀𝔸ℕ𝕆 🇳🇬💐 @Sistaliano]

Yes, as a CITIZEN not as an INDIGENE.

CITIZEN and INDIGENE are not the same.

CITIZEN — is a legal status given by a country.
You become a citizen by birth, registration, or naturalization.
It is based on law and paperwork.

So for example, you can become a Canadian citizen after meeting their legal requirements.

INDIGENE — is native person whose ancestral roots originate from that land.
It is based on origin, bloodline, and heritage, not paperwork.
You cannot apply to become an indigene.

For example, The First Nations peoples are indigenes of Canada.

In short CITIZENSHIP is LEGAL.
INDIGENESHIP is ANCESTRAL.

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

@OgbeniAdugbo @Wizarab10 Because you clowns hate the truth.

[INALEGWU @tchaloyi]

About four years ago, Abuja almost humbled me.

I had a flat tyre just after Apo Bridge, close to Apo Roundabout. I parked by the roadside to fix it. If you've stayed in Abuja, you know the sun there does not joke. That Abuja sun can roast confidence. Lol.

While battling with the tyre, I noticed a young guy and a lady standing nearby. From body language alone, you could tell they were lovers. They looked like people waiting for a taxi to Nyanya. Normal young couple.

Then a very clean Lexus SUV pulled up. Immediately, my mind said, “Oh, their ride don land. Omo see levels.”

But life had other plans.

The car had a driver. In the back seat sat an elderly man. You know the type. Calm, comfortable, no hurry in life.

The driver called the girl.
She walked to the car. They spoke briefly. Next thing, the girl turned back, walked to the guy she was standing with, hugged him small, like a farewell hug, and without any drama, turned back and entered the Lexus.

The car moved. Just like that keh? Ahhhh.

No shouting. No argument. No explanation.

Bro stood there like NEPA just seized power inside his head. Hands folded. Eyes fixed on the road. Watching the car disappear like a bad dream. You know when Sabinus does that his "pho-to" signature.

After some seconds, he walked up to me and said,
“Sir… you see wetin just happen?”

I said, “Yes. I see am.”

He laughed. That painful laugh. Then he said,
“Na my girlfriend be that oh. 3 years relationship. Na me dey pay her rent. I wan marry her. Old man just carry her go.”

I didn’t know what to say at that point.
As we talked, he opened up. He said he had caught her cheating before. Not once. Twice. But he loved her. He had invested too much. Money, time, emotion. He said he couldn’t allow another man win her from him. That he needs to hustle more. In my head, this guy get sense so?

At that point, I knew advice would be a waste of the hot eba and okra soup I had just eaten from Mama Joshua at Wuse.

When a man is fighting to keep someone who has already left emotionally, whatever he sees, let him take it like that.

What shocked me most was this. The guy was tall. Broad. Looked strong. Very masculine. But inside, he was already finished. Watery beans.

I just told him, “Follow your heart bro.”

I fixed my tyre and left.

This is not fiction. This thing happened.

And the scary part is this. There are many people living this same life quietly. Pretending everything is fine. Marrying people they already lost long before the wedding.

Then tomorrow, they will come online and become marriage experts.

Some men too mumu abeg.

Story Don end.

INALEGWU

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

Hey CRIMINAL @seyilaw1 & @egi_nupe I'm still waiting to hear from you. Better do your worse or you become a coward forever

Even your god Tinubu can't tell me not to call him a drug criminal

Imagine a riff-raff failed commedian using a UNI ILORIN kereku Lawyer to threaten me

[Engr. Walexzy @MrWalexzy]

No one can take someone like you seriously.
Not your personality, not a single word from your lying mouth.

[Just A Lifestyle👑 @OpeyemiPascal]

@Owowale1 @egi_nupe You mean this

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

Islam is terrorism

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

How about this?

[Dr Dípò Awójídé @OgbeniDipo]

I really worry for our nation - because a Governor is openly fraternising with a convicted terrorist. I hope the DSS will keep their eyes opened and continue to monitor all terrorist sympathisers and funders. #SayNoToTerrorism

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

Lol, this boy is a hypocrite

[Dr Dípò Awójídé @OgbeniDipo]

I really worry for our nation - because a Governor is openly fraternising with a convicted terrorist. I hope the DSS will keep their eyes opened and continue to monitor all terrorist sympathisers and funders. #SayNoToTerrorism

[Samuel @Birdswing_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tosin.X @Dontee___]

I hate cowards, you did not show up at the exhibition yesterday but you want to do online bragado this morning. You all should have come so that they can mend sense into your head. I hate online Bullies 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

I am appealing to yoruba people to take, “Gbogbo wa ò lè sùn, ká kọrí síbì kanna” as a watchword that will go with our people from generations to generations.

Herd mentality and Groupthink often suffocate individuality, weaken purpose, and hinder genuine progress. Our strength as a people lies in nurturing diverse perspectives, not in moving blindly in a single direction.

[Dr Ayo @OluAyoola7D]

You are not a "Nigerian Christian" and you are mostly not a "Christian in Nigeria" and you are definitely not one of the affected "Christians in Nigeria" that definitely felt good about Donald Trump's position.

To put it fairly you are simply an APC fanboy who needs to continually work for his "pay". Whatever you said you didn't say out of the scarce goodness of your heart.

You are angry that Trump called Nigeria a disgraced country, where do you think they learnt it from?

Could it be perhaps from people like you who insulted GEJ, as a sitting President and his wife, likened one to a pig.

Nigeria is not a disgraced country, but I didn't see your outcry when APC began to draft bokoharam members into the army.

Nigeria is not a disgraced country, but Buhari and Tinubu had to employ SANs to defend their WAEC Certificate.

Nigeria is not a disgraced country but a whole Attorney General of the Federation was murdered and his family never got justice.

Nigeria is not a disgraced country but the chance of becoming wealthy as a bandit well supercedes your chances of achieving same as honest law-abiding citizen.

Scrap that, replace "becoming wealthy" with "staying alive".

And when you finally started saying the plenty of nothings that you wanted to say in the video, you stopped mentioning Trump and started saying America.

Of course, because your agenda and your false defense and love of Nigeria would not fly if you mentioned the name of the democrat American President who didn't sell weapons to Nigeria, and the Nigerian president who meant well but suffered the brunt of it.

Perhaps maybe if you move closer to Trump like you did MC "Qudus", may be you can get to understand.

Of course you didn't get to be "omojuwa" by being stupid, you just got to be "omojuwa" by being an articulate "beggar". I was not surprised when you and Bashir were at it.

Not a shabby skill, disgraceful but not shabby.

You want to defend the honour of Nigeria? You start by not supporting druggies, credit card fraudsters, touts, lying and thieving lawyers, and terrorists for elections in Nigeria.

Shio.