Mayor of Birmingham

Pushing the material all the way through the letterbox

[paulmdale @paulmdale]

Can we encourage @SirAlbertBore to tweet more? He's only managed two tweets, ever. Come on Albert. Get down with the kids. #bcc

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

Most people mistake me for someone else.

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

Did someone say something?

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

@therealKennyA @compassionky Not me soz. You're thinking of my medallioned nemesis.

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

@Centrifugekyle Smart. Although see recent update. Bit freaked out!

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

Just found a feather in my box of eggs. Bizarre!

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

How are you all doing at home?

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

@yaelcollins Sorry only just seen this. I don't do personal appearances but perhaps you meant my medallioned nemesis The Lord Mayor?

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

@peparkin @jessphillips @paulmdale @neilelkes I'm laughing all down my trouser leg.

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

@BhamDays @BirminghamPride Not me but my medallioned nemesis. Still, respect to him on this occasion.

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

@joyfeed UKIP voters and slugs both out in numbers today. I'm saying nothing.

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

Even if you don't vote for me, please do vote. (In a different constituency.)

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

@AckersAdventure Which happens all the time.

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

@AckersAdventure I'm afraid I have no diary item involving the Ackers tomorrow. Perhaps you have confounded me with Lord Mayor medallion?

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

Dog mess. It used to be all about dog mess on the doorstep. Not any more. Has dog mess really gone away or just been swept under the carpet?

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

Another day campaigning in some godforsaken hole knocking on the doors of boneless farts and being moaned at about litter and immigration.

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

From one here today and gone tomorrow politician to another Ed Davey really put his arse through that You and Yours interview today.

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

For the benefit of the electorate I think I would have gone with "total bellend".

[Mayor of Birmingham @BirminghamMayor]

@BethSFeller @JLBirmingham I tip my hat to your good cause although I wasn't there.

[TeamvAston/Leicester @v_bham]

@birminghammail @BirminghamMayor Please RT my event about healthy relationships #loveis #relationships #debate