🔥your gal Al🔥

💖 she / her

[🔥your gal Al🔥 @BirrrrItsCold]

Tinder drinking game:

Take a shot for every-
✔Matt(hew)
✔Outdoorsy guy
✔"not here for a long time, here for a good time"
✔"that's my niece/nephew"

Finish your drink:
✔"Message me to know more"
✔"yes, that's my dog"

[Colin @colinarmis]

what i can’t stand so much about tiktok/ instagram reels art process videos is that not only does your art itself have to be pretty, but the creation of it has to be pretty, and you the artist have to be pretty while making it, it has to be pretty all the way down

[🔥your gal Al🔥 @BirrrrItsCold]

"There's only 2 things i hate:
Heterosexual women and scientology." -S.F

[Skoog @Skoog]

not at all what i thought this was for

[🔥your gal Al🔥 @BirrrrItsCold]

Just call me Snow White. I have dwarfs Sneezy, Stinky, and Sneaky. Aka: my cats.

[🔥your gal Al🔥 @BirrrrItsCold]

Crazy how after almost 2 years in a pandemic people still ask why you're wearing a mask. 🙄

[Lade Falobi, Tired But Trying @ladefalobi]

we don't slut shame here, we slut celebrate. go whores!

[🔥your gal Al🔥 @BirrrrItsCold]

If i was on Survivor, I would be looking in a camera like it's The Office constantly

[🔥your gal Al🔥 @BirrrrItsCold]

Also I've wanted an ass tat for years and my dream finally came true! 😎

[🔥your gal Al🔥 @BirrrrItsCold]

Omg i love our bar bois group chat. There's a spider living at Miranda's house and a couple of us are pitching in to make a lil xmas tree, presents, and stocking for Sofia Spinderella. 🥺

[🔥your gal Al🔥 @BirrrrItsCold]

@eBohmson Omg 🥺🥺

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

so humiliating to be a grown adult drinking from a water fountain. little hydration booty sticking out behind u. no idea what to do with my eyes. stare like im having a war flashback? keep them closed like im enjoying it a bit too much? probably gonna choke when i stand up too

[Feeling Flossy @Feeling_Flossy]

Look at this adorable veggie set I finished up today. 😍

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

facebook is down bc aunt debbie was about to finish her vaccine research and blow this whole thing wide open

[🔥your gal Al🔥 @BirrrrItsCold]

Follow my art page?
🥺
👉👈

[Feeling Flossy @Feeling_Flossy]

Hello! My name is Allison and I've been having fun making embroidery and cross-stitch pieces for about 2 years now. Thanks for joining me on the journey! ☺️

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

[yet another thing costs money]
me: are you fucking kidding me with this