Biscuit Dicks

Discuit Bicks

[Biscuit Dicks @BiscuitDicks]

idea: Sopranos themed resort

[Biscuit Dicks @BiscuitDicks]

“poor Nixon...” -my mother

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

By age 28 you should have at least one medical mystery that you can’t afford to get to the bottom of

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Yes life is hard now but in the early 2000s your coworkers could secretly nominate you for What Not to Wear.

[Biscuit Dicks @BiscuitDicks]

I need to start writing a book so I can at least profit off my repeated trauma

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Where can I apply to be euthanized

[Biscuit Dicks @BiscuitDicks]

the flop era just continues to get floppier

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me roasting my man child partner but not wanting to go too far

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back in my motion sickness era

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Me watching shameless for the first time realizing how much my mom’s long term boyfriend and frank Gallagher have in common

[Biscuit Dicks @BiscuitDicks]

@ my ex

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

life is simply TOO SHORT to pretend you don’t like the 1975

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

life is simply TOO SHORT to pretend you don’t like the 1975

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

What do you mean adderall shortage. I know how to make it at home but y’all won’t let me

[Biscuit Dicks @BiscuitDicks]

It’s okay to not be the best, all the time (not me tho)

[Biscuit Dicks @BiscuitDicks]

I fucking love words. I love going over word counts; I love long, wordy emails; I love a PowerPoint slide with too many bullet points; I love prepping text message novels in my notes app; AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, THEN INTO THE BIN WITH YA!!!!

[Biscuit Dicks @BiscuitDicks]

also realizing I have a thing for guys whose families own local businesses - will think about unpacking that later

[Zzz💭 @CountinZs]

i eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for no advice

[𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙟𝙖 @sunnydrip]

i am a hater first and a beautiful beautiful woman second

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up