Jim Halport

You’re probably here because you want to be friends. I accept🙂

[Jim Halport @BiscuityBart]

@jenny2x4 No bursting of the fudge sludge dam but it DID give me gastritis and leave me keeled over on the floor

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@M1das_OW2 She didn’t even check before she sat down

(@thatsabadidea_)

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@dashes77 @KCXKami That’s sick! Glad to see the material’s held up over time. Sad to say mine went missing some time back

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@RadishHarmers Have you not once used bullet holes in COD to draw a peepee? Each trigger pull is a brush stroke

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@bdero_00

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@XepherArcade I don’t have money for cards but can I just take the test for fun? Thank u

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@carlnotcorall Just me and my rat bashing stick

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@poohbear_fgc I don’t know of any other games that let you use the enemy as a surfboard. Love the combat in this game dearly

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@DrPissWizard Saw “boys are back in town situation” and was reminded of this lovely Vice article

[Mhiel @301pushups]

I need a girl with a square bob who got no pants. Sponge

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@MazzersTheKing @JJ2LIT @ImtiazMadmood If your significant other calls the cops on you for poking her a few times your relationship probably has some much deeper seated issues

[Cinderys @CinderysCosplay]

My Monster Hunter Nergigante armor is still my biggest cosplay 🥰 I worked 950 hours on it, there are 408 spikes and more than 5000 scales individually engraved. I also trained for months to be able to lift that giant sword. That feeling when I'm wearing it 💪❤️

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@thunderba11r Going to my Dr Monsters appointment with Dr Monster and getting turned into a celestial

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@ADarkKnightt Never forget where you came from

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@Elite_4_J Nargacuga, of course

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@SteelUragod More like ur-a-goner cause they’re coming after you for this one

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@Romy_Holland I have EoE and it’s made swallowing any pill except for the smallest sizes impossible, so I’ll still chew those anyway. I had a gel cap of nyquil get stuck in my throat a few years ago and it eventually broke open and burned like all hell. Threw up a lovely blue color lol

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@rl_fz1 @Emilk010 Neither are good if they aren’t functioning together

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@Gurbur_cabhat Wilds DLC will reveal the great gelidron and I will be he