BitchyBisexual

Taurus ♉️, I think really mean shit in my head, sometimes I say it :/

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

I accidentally took my adhd meds twice and I can’t believe people like meth what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

Bros will be 29 talking bout “I was a gifted child” like cool Jacob so 2 decades ago you were 8 but you were reading like a middle schooler.

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

My special interest is BITCHES AND HOES. Well…actually it’s oceanic life and post apocalyptic fiction but that doesn’t sound as cool 😞

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

Jacking off to emotional music while stoned out of my mind has resolved more emotional issues than EMDR could ever dream of.

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

SOMETIMES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I CAN YOU AGAIN BUT I JUST MISS YOY AND I JUST WISH YOU WERE A BETTER MAN

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

I love a bitch with sum good community coochie

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

During this ozempic epidemic id like you baddies to know im eating straight up Nutella on a spoon rn

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

Turns out sometimes the hater ass bitches be right lowkey

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

Everything I touch becomes sick with sadness

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

Yeah yeah cool baby boy sorry to hear your grandma died ahahaha could I get an armpit pic tho? 😔🐈

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

“I can tell you used to be a weird girl”

My brother in Christ I am 25 years old and at least once a day I lay in bed pretending I’m Ethel Cain dying in a basement while listening to “Sun bleached flies” like it’s a music video

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

Ethel Cain is the Kanye of white women

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

It’s just me and my cranberry supplements against this cruel cold world

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

If I was a man that set eyes on me I’d beat my own meat so hard I’d end up punching my own sack yanno?

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

I am not a fucking manic pixie dream girl

I am a depressed nightmare woman

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

I’m done playing games, idc about your star sign babe what’s your ACE score?

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

I try to be someone that leaves relationships on good terms but my ex just sent me a video of him Fortnite dancing on Instagram…I’m never taking the high road again,

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

@lilghostnebula I would do it for hours

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“oh maybe he’ll be a scientist someday” is what parents of freaks and losers will say

[BitchyBisexual @BisexualBitchy]

You got me so fucked up im listening to country
COUNTRY music