Bishop On The Shelf

He sees you when you're sleeping...

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@SallieMcKenzie @Melanie_Tucker @Barbie Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

Normally I dont wear shirts, but if I did, theyd be made of boyfriend material. I'm back Twitterverse! @Melanie_Tucker @AshleeBYoung @Barbie

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@MusicChoice cas2

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@shannonkilcoyne what I remember most about that shoot is what you were wearing (or what you weren't lol :P) when you took those. #memories

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@Melanie_Tucker Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. #prettyelfswag

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@AshleeBYoung Ive been at Chippendale camp. And do my hips have some news for you!

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

Shout out to all my kids out there. And their mamas @MaggieAiken09 @SallieMcKenzie @shannonkilcoyne @AshleeBYoung @blairbaker333 @kepayto

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@Melanie_Tucker I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. Ill need ur name and number for insurance purposes.

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@SamVanGieson I may be small but I'm sexy like a chocolate strawberry. That's right, @AshleeBYoung @shannonkilcoyne Im back!

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

Ill be your honeybee @MaggieAiken09 @creynol1115 @shannonkilcoyne @kepayto

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

What the Dr ordered 4 nasal allergy symptoms @Melanie_Tucker @AshleeBYoung @SallieMcKenzie @lslappe @CFarmerMortgage

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@lslappe if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE print!!!

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@SallieMcKenzie how bout we skip OTR and just meet at your place instead? Turn on some KC and Jojo and tell @MaggieAiken09 dont wait up

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

@SallieMcKenzie My buddies bet me I couldn't start a conversation w the most beautiful girl on Twitter. Wanna buy some drinks w their money?

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

Funny you're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving #rihanna #stay @Melanie_Tucker

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

Dont go chasin em @SallieMcKenzie @Melanie_Tucker @MaggieAiken09 @creynol1115 @CraigCaudill19 @shannonkilcoyne

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

Tan poolside. It adds color to the cheeks #hawaiianhottie

[Tribble Reese @TribbleReese]

The world is a book, and those who do not travel, read only one page.

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

Controversial SI swimsuit calendar. First Kate Upton and now this... Did they go too sexy this time?

[Bishop On The Shelf @BishopElf]

I wanna be big