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[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

The American Confederacy was Bad!

[☄️ @BismuthGay]

@odnajdziemyraj @xaviersonline_ I'd argue Streisand effect but everyone has already fucking seen it so oop

[rosa 💫FREE PALESTINE @petalblizzardz]

DAVID TENNANT SPEAK LOUDER!!!!!!!!

[CyberSoulgem | C0mms Open @CyberSoulgem]

SHE REALLY JUST SAID

[Party Rocker of the House @Static_Genesis]

@lib_crusher *FUTURE OCEANGATE MOVIE*

*US Navy Command*

JUNIOR OFFICER: How do we get them out of there sir???

ADMIRAL: There’s only one man for the job…

*cuts to Gabe Newell reading a Half-Life 3 design document before shooting it into the trash like a basketball*

[November @postoctobrist]

he used to love doing stupid rich guy shit like that, but now he has no joy, no whimsy, no wife, and only the antisemitic tweets of user Kekmaster1488 to keep himself warm

[parallaks @parallaks_art]

i have an album on my phone dedicated to this exact type of image

[☄️ @BismuthGay]

@TheCartelDel My mother's cooking was so bland it would have killed them. It's cool to see the reverse of me eating out as a kid and having any remotely good Asian food when I go out and crying because there's an actual flavour to it which proves the existence of god

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

As a self-education project during lockdown I wanted to see if I could mimic a brand’s advertising style

Anyway, I made this, happy birthday Grimace or whatever

[grace ‼️ @sureasthesea]

unironically one of the greatest queer monologues of our time

[☄️ @BismuthGay]

@punished_stu Gonna be real if I got took on a date to a rope store to see how good they are at tying knots, I am going into that second date with vastly different ideas for what's being tied up

[☄️ @BismuthGay]

@KrystalSwords These are the two wolves inside me at all times

[Yosarian2 @YosarianTwo]

>woman offers to sell me a time machine
>ask if it creates branching time or a time loop
>she doesn’t understand
>I pull out a diagram showing branching time vs loops
>"it’s a good time machine"
>I buy the time machine
>it’s a time loop
>woman offers to sell me a time machine

[☄️ @BismuthGay]

@KeljarMoatis @JUNlPER Yes is you don't include the TQ because every single LGB person I know thinks you cant be an ally of us without them

[☄️ @BismuthGay]

@Potatopolitics that and im anticipating a few terrorsit attacks. some events are organised by libs that might not grasp how dire stuff is right now and wont have planned accordingly

[☄️ @BismuthGay]

@poondonkus the mlp tulpa that was always screaming is a good contender as is creepy or wet