Bison Boys

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LIVE ACTION MEGAMIND!

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Whole new meaning of "rock hard"

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Whataburger powerade just hits different

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Anybody weirded out by the fact that the most normal day this year was April 1st?

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I've said it again and again, Covid-19 is just a Mennonite plot to eradicate the non-believers

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Government going on quarantine: It's for the greater good.

*When nicotine users start fiending*

Big Tabacco Lobbying to end Quarantine: I AM the greatest good

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Day 5 of self quarantine: All I want to do is dougie, but I have nobody here to teach me how to do it

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🎶 M-m-m-my Carona 🎶

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just found out I got covid-19

Colossal,
Outlandish,
Very huge,
Insane
Dick
19"

Sorry guys

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you know what? i’m outta h- fuck

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@DiageoLiam I can say that since I've seen this joke stolen so many times I feel that it's "👏Twitter👏who👏let's👏the👏dogs👏out👏"

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Everybody is freaking out about Coronavirus. Unfortunately nobody is prepared for the WhiteClawvirus that's about to rock the world in a few months

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Alright unpopular opinion.

👏Meninites👏aren't👏real👏people👏

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Alright guys, important question.

Do y'all put your dressing in before or after the salad?