Andrew Hughes

Tard/Tarded

[Andrew Hughes @BisonSchmeat]

@yabadabadio You can tell its AI because women would never hold your beer belly like that. Pure digital fantasy.

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@JLevendia "A capital budget must be presented prior to receiving funds to make internet videos."
"..."
"I find the cost of your Lenovo ThinkPad excessive."
"..."
"And if you do not mind... a depreciation schedule for your coffee machine and mug."

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@yabadabadio Surely, in lieu of squatting in the back of a cigarette smuggling van over the border with a couple of Russians the nominal value of a Golden Maple Leaf is the true value to declare to customs, no?

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@giantgio "Find me a REIT that isn't basically insolvent and I will spare the City (Vancouver) for its sake."
t. God or sumthing

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@QuasLacrimas Could a return back to examination based assessment due to the easiness of cheating using AI tools be a cause of this?

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@yabadabadio Clearly he wasn't briefed on the barnacles.

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@JLevendia The whole country got drunk on cheap credit and considered it with a typical kind of Canadian smugness something to be proud of. To think that so many private real estate funds have halted their redemptions. To think they aren't explicitly insolvent yet!

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@uncle_deluge Go to Edmonton, enjoy the crackheads. Or you're a Maritimer, right? Make your pilgrimage to the Mac.

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@ChristianHeiens I suppose those who own assets benefit from inflation first and don't have much to complain about. I'm no economist but have houses or the S&P really gone up much when denominated in gold or when accounting for M2 money?

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@Horacethe1st Surely some of this is fx related. A much smaller porportion of revenues being invested into capital investment in the oil sector has certainly decoupled the Canadian peso from oil price more than it was in the past, no?

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@yabadabadio "https://t.co/YZpHvGwjv0" because fuck it. No original jokes.

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@giantgio Treliving will raise hell and high water to prevent being sent to manage some rural Boston Pizza franchise. Enjoy hell.

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@yabadabadio I hear childhood education accounts are great vehicles to gamble on more TSX-V listed shitcos.

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@JimmyLevendia I'm no economist but perhaps you do this to prevent a wage-price spiral? Call it supersticky wage theory or something lmao.

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@rightwingnutrs it's the meandering spirit of Richard Nixon speaking through a Bill Clinton seance.

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@FistedFoucault Unemployment as an engineer or career in finance. It's not so uncommon.

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@Mememarkets1 It's just a requirement to be competitive. You get tested, score low on working memory and high on processing speed. Then ADHD and extra time on exams.

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@DerAchsenZeit In retrospect building a solar farm in an area which commonly receives hailstones the size of golfballs may have been kind of stupid. But what do I know?

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@yabadabadio The blonde bimbos making money filming themselves while claiming moral purity are hoes? I'm shocked! Shocked! Next thing you're gonna tell me some megachurch pastor isn't a perfect mirror of Jesus!

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@yabadabadio The play was to hedge with puts on crypto derivatives. Or else you get venture-Vancouvered.