dl 5’8ifitmatters

26M He/Him // You’ve never seen a bisexual this peak // dl femqueen ♎️

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

When it gets tough remember:
Do it for Big Iron

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

posted about how i’m afraid of women and now my comments are flooded with women help

[b3k-holing @b3kholing]

(with more drugs in my body than nutrients) why do I feel slightly unwell rn

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

if you are in a gay bars im going to call you a FAGGOT

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

taking matters into my own hands:
in the gay bars telling straight people to kill themselves

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

taking matters into my own hands:
in the gay bars telling straight people to kill themselves

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

IS PLAY LOUISVILLE STILL A GAY BAR???

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

me and my tatted son

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

when did Louisville become Kentucky’s Portland

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

realized americans dont know who Bronson is

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in this bar theres two fully tatted Broson looking mfs in NOT gay motorcycle gear idk whether to be scared or aroused

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

Was walking from the bar to pick up Indian before it closed and a random girl said my fit looked hot

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if its true this mf is going to HAVE to die

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

in this bar theres two fully tatted Broson looking mfs in NOT gay motorcycle gear idk whether to be scared or aroused

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

@lightinloafers9 ???

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went to a comedy open mic that was so bad it made me want to settle down and get married

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

its like being a psychic

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

sometimes you gotta let the stupid friend flail for an hour; to force neuron growth

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

didnt shake it enough and dribbled in my pants. no worries i went to the sink and drenched my jeans trying to clean it up. good day at the office today

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

i have a very “thats none of my business” approach to my job that my manager really cant stand

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my manager is really one of the best to do it, she is batting 1000 at never being able to answer simple questions

[dl 5’8ifitmatters @Bistchboy]

@ic0nick thats the basket to rout out the midwesterners

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lunch du jour

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im not being dramatic but if i dont shake ass this weekend i might die