Claire Borer Soucie

sparkling personality • blue ribbon potato farmer • 2x Olympic chocolate milk guzzling champion • natural blonde • seasoned lover • 2Pac calls me at home

[Nebraska Cubbie @NebraskaCubbie]

I’m convinced Nebraska could make a bowling national championship and we would sell out memorial for it

[Nick Sehnert @nick_sehnert]

My waitress at a sports bar in Bricktown just told me that when Nebraska Basketball fans came to OKC, they tipped her enough in four days to cover two months of her rent.

“That week turned me into a Nebraska fan.”

Oklahoma City belongs to Nebraska fans.

[Claire Borer Soucie @BitOfClaireity]

Polly in prison doing life without parole: “Polly want a m’fn cracker, bitch.”

[Claire Borer Soucie @BitOfClaireity]

Happy #CincoDeMayo. I’ll be celebrating in appropriately authentic and cultural ways by absolutely housing fourteen margaronas

[Dave Feit @FeitCanWrite]

@JacobABigelow For the Lincolnites:

[Jacob Bigelow @JacobABigelow]

Dundee, Benson, Elkhorn.

[Runza Restaurants @Runza]

no one asked for this but IT’S HERE!!

you can get your half pint of Runza sandwich flavored ice cream at any Lincoln or Waverly location while supplies last starting Friday, May 1st 🤩

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

IT’S COMPLETE CHAOS IN OTTAWA

[Claire Borer Soucie @BitOfClaireity]

I’ll be pulling myself up by my boob straps from here on out.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"I'm coming for you, and I’m gonna fucking kill you."

There’s something special about playoff hockey

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

Nice! Thanks Judge. Now everyone in Gretna with kids has to change their habits and lifestyle to accommodate this morons bad behavior. Way to go, 5 stars.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[Softboy @softboywin]

court is so embarrassing like your honor can we please talk in the hallway

[Claire Borer Soucie @BitOfClaireity]

I like thinking about when some of those celebrities used to be fatties.

[Thomas Wald @ThomasJWald12]

On our trail camera this morning in Merrick County, Nebraska. THAT'S A BIG ANIMAL!

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

these photos almost perfectly capture what it’s like coming out of the womb

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

bro shut up you're acting like such an unexpected item in bagging area right now

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

The navy should actively recruit people who cannot swim because they will be much more dedicated to defending a ship