Kat

30, tired cat mom

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@ruledbymercuryy I can't even get groceries for two people for a WEEK for that anymore!

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@ok6ixx Did 10 years at Joann's.
"Thanks for calling JoAnn fabrics and crafts. How may I inspire you today?"
"Do you sell fabric?"
...twice I had that phone call. From different people.

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@GameChangerSam y'all owe me a new wife. You broke mine with this episode of Game Changer!

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

Not to be a misandrist on main but sometimes I really fucking hate men. Literally not my fault you can't/ didn't do your job and it had to be reported.

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@ysmammri I was with a man 8 Y E A R S. I'm still learning things about him! Tho we still friends soooo 🤷‍♀️ He gonna officiate my wedding to my wife lol

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@_AlexHirsch My friends telling me about the features and I'm over here like, "SHUDDUP IM GONNA BE THE COW!!!!"

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@RoseyMoogle I am sincerely sorry you're dealing with the jerks in your comments and likely dms.

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@latkedelrey Lil Upper Respiratory Infection. Doesn't feel like a little one! 😭

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@omgitsbirdman Smells like someone is envious of the disposable income. Leave the guy alone. It's his money to spend how he wants and if it makes hime happy, good for him!

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

Hey @lyft ... Uhm, I get the time and understand supply/ demand market but uh... Excuse me??

[ghost 𖤐 @ghostcoochie]

“fatherless behavior” why does my dad get all the credit for the work i put into being a horrible woman

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@latkedelrey My mom calls them binkies or pacies, like pacifiers, because some people are so dependent on them.

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@bed_jartlet98 *stares in Filipino descent*

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@pinkm4ndias Hear me out.
A weasel, a particle, and a gorilla.

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@adamfare1996 I can function decently enough but if I had a cleaner in to help? I'd be thriving!

[Pocket @islandthembo]

she looks like she’d be a character in The Boys and dies 20 seconds after being introduced

[Kat @Bit_Lady]

@ThatsBoSheep Where as my Girl Scout troop and my sister's all ended up being 99% lgbtqia+ and my mom the leader was the first person many came out to...

[Luke Beasley @lukepbeasley]

I’ll just leave this here