Rachel Witzke

I'm walkin here!

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

@Wallflower2u Girl was blasted

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

@KentoftheDead

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

@zgpodcasts

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@TomScibelli Never Minnesota

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

@nicoleschoep Preach

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

Someone needs to leak episode 8 of euphoria right now.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Hey Jesus died or was born or some shit today, huh? but that’s not important. Here’s what’s important: literally nothing. Huff glue and fuck your neighbor and never look back because once you’re dead, that shit’s forever.

Please eat Arby’s

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

@lustlikethesin The cover by hot chip is surreal! https://t.co/0faNTO9zm4

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

Not joking

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

@richardbrake will you marry me?

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

People that hate musicals just don't understand music. I said what I said.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Kyle Rittenhouse’s attorney, John Pierce who said he would never get the vaccine, even if forced to - is on a ventilator and non-responsive. Thoughtless prayers. 🙏

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Let’s go out and disinfect some laminated menus.

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

@Campbells patiently waiting for an "oops all balls" version of spaghettios.

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

@kare11 Men are terrorists.

[Shroud @ShroudLeopard]

So fireworks in Minneapolis seem to be way more intense and numerous this year, so I decided to fly the drone and uh...

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

you’re hitting on me without having a single grey hair? why are you wasting our time

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Every lane is my lane.

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

Update: "I could probably get the high score though"

[Rachel Witzke @BitchCraft_MD]

Overheard at the bar: "I just like... Have a bad outlook of golden tee."