Agent Texas

On your knees, assholes. It's round one, but at this rate, you might as well give up. [art: header by @synnesai]

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

// there we go

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

Oh, guess I left my watch at home. I didn't know it was idiot o'clock.

Bummer.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

@DeIirus Better get ready to thank me.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

E V E R.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

She'll never be better than me.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

April Fools.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

Carolina is better than me.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

@ProjectCarolina I AM NOT YOUR FATHER

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

@ProjectCarolina ...What?

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

So am I.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

Yelling "TAKE ME" at Sigma isn't going to do anything, Carolina.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

Huh.

I feel like I should care but, that isn't happening. [Who turned on your bitch mode why]

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

Ah, thank you for the update, Satan.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

Oh, would you look at that. She did it.

Not anywhere vital, but she did it.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

Like as him you'd have the guts to shoot him.

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

@LuckierSkill // IM LAUVING HARDWR THAN I SHPULD BE

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

[s i n]

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

@LuckierSkill //

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

@LuckierSkill // RIP IN PIECES

[Agent Texas @BitchInBIack]

[Can Tex be the group daddy-- yeah, okay, I'm leaving now. Bye]