Melina

Whining & bitching since 2002. I'm Melina, so you have to respect me. (Not Melina, just making fun of her)

[Melina @BitchMelina]

Serena isn't actually injured, that two dollar hussy was scared to face me because I'm the best.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

@DixieCarterNOT Why?! You should be working with management on my theme song. It needs to be similar to my old one, or else. Mwah!

[Melina @BitchMelina]

@AngelicAJLee @xJohnMorrison @xEvanBourne Glad you noticed your protruding snaggle tooth, dear! You should get it checked out. Mwah!

[Melina @BitchMelina]

Ugh, those Bella hoes took my spot Monday. If I were still gracing the WWE with my presence, that would've been Maryse & I!

[Melina @BitchMelina]

I bet @WWE are thinking "Damn, "IWishTheyWouldBringBack Melina. She's so talented and beautiful."

[Melina @BitchMelina]

@NotTripleH That sounds as if you're talking about me.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

@AngelicAJLee @xJohnMorrison My panties smell like your boyfriend. ZING.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

@xJohnMorrison 'your' grammar is a little bad.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

Potential Divas, don't listen to @NotTripleH! You don't have to suck him to get a main roster spot. Fell for it so many times...

[Melina @BitchMelina]

That's right everyone, if you want to book me for an event, you need to pay me $3k, first class flights and hotel bill. <3 my fans!!!

[Melina @BitchMelina]

@xJohnMorrison You've done it to me before.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

@DumbKellyKelly I don't look like anyone because I'm fucking amazing.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

@Torriesbigfan1 mwah!

[PS @Hideawayyyyyyy]

@BitchMelina is a fail. She/he tries to be funny but your just not. :/

[Melina @BitchMelina]

So apparently my disguise as a janitor didn't work. About to offer the security guard some free sex, brb...

[Melina @BitchMelina]

BTW, @TrishStratusCom totally stole my #WWE12 spot. Whore.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

I heard that @IAdoreNatalya is my biggest fan... I love all my fans! Don't believe all the lies #StayStrong.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

@DixieCarterNOT I slept with Jimmy Wang Yang once.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

I offered to sleep with HHH and Vince to get into SummerSlam. Before you ask, I don't care that they're married. They denied. Totally gay.

[Melina @BitchMelina]

"@xJohnMorrison: @AngelicAJLee yes!! Right in front of @BitchMelina too!!" He's trying to talk you into a threesome, obviously. Silly AJ.