Bitchass Capital

Your furus’ furu. ## NFA ## this ain’t financial advice. we here to make our own bread, you do you

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@ozzy_livin @jam_croissant what does it usually mean Ozzy?

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@jam_croissant @lord_fed he retweeted this so you know it’s bottom

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@steve2bacon Same people who larp "Israel has a right to defend itself"

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@assface_burner Bro, what’s your strike? You use to give us time and strike on positions

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Several whistleblowers say that Axios coordinated news with market insiders, leaking CME order information via phone calls up to 30 minutes before market open and close prints. Crude oil short positions were also taken just before today's Axios report on a "US-Iran deal" and "14-point deal," gaining substantially as oil dropped sharply on the news.

Iranian political analyst Mohammad Marandi also says Trump, Witkoff, Kushner, and their close associates profited heavily in the past hours from fake news provided to Axios.

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@steve2bacon No one:

Absolutely no one:

John MarketSleuth: Looks like anything could happen today, so I won’t take a trade”

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@MelMattison1 He was a Jew plant by Israel

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@lord_fed @dampedspring The lizards are in control ofc

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@MelMattison1 They are all Jews

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@milan_milanovic Microservices have their place but are 98% toil for most companies

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@jam_croissant I ain’t tryna get drafted homie

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@ZeeContrarian1 Respectfully, think this taco is fake

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@ZeeContrarian1 Bro are you high? Arab monarchs live in castles. Only takes a few missiles to eliminate bloodlines. None of them can leave the country cause that would also relinquish power. They still have nothing

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@DeepDishEnjoyer Better find a wife quick before u get drafted. Can’t write letters back to your cat bro 😢

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s going unnoticed because so much other news is happening, but the war drums are beating again in D.C. The warmongers worry this is their last chance to get the white whale they’ve been chasing for thirty years, an all-out regime change war against Iran.

A new Middle East war would be a catastrophic mistake. Our military stockpiles are depleted from three years of backing Ukraine. Our effort to reshore manufacturing has only just begun and will take years to bear fruit. War would worsen our already immense deficit and national debt. Iran is larger than Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan combined. A war would not be easy and could easily become a calamity.

Thanks to President Trump’s restraint during his first term, America has a golden opportunity to pull away from Middle East quagmires for good. We shouldn’t throw that opportunity away so that sone D.C. has-beens can feel tough by sending young Americans to die yet again.