The Bitchelor

We bitch about Bach.

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

They’re straight up trying to kill the franchise at this point. #TheBachelorsAU

[The Bachelor Australia 🌹 @TheBachelorAU]

What better way to start the year than with a Rose Ceremony? We'll see you in January! 🌹 #TheBachelorsAU #10Upfront

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Kurt is pure himbo and I could not love him more. #bacheloretteAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Give Matilda the Gold Walkley immediately.

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

This is now a Carissa stan account #BacheloretteAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Emily absolutely has a ‘live, laugh, love’ sign in her kitchen #BacheloretteAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Darvid’s jacket is giving me Matador at the Disco realness #BacheloretteAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Brooke after meeting Holly #BacheloretteAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Fun fact: in the 1950s, bisexual women were referred to as Gillette razors, because they ‘go both ways’. Sponsorship opportunity for you, @Channel10AU @BacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

One day to go! We stand ready to tweet #BacheloretteAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

A ROYAL COMMISSION INTO THIS.

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Expecting Brooke to reach these heights tonight. #TheBachelorAU

https://t.co/ampmuK2Feo

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Brooke coming back like the world’s peppiest terminator #TheBachelorAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Jimmy to Jay #TheBachelorAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Steph’s departure leaves her free to resume her role as Glady’s gaslighting coach #TheBachelorAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Me watching this episode #TheBachelorAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Me wondering how long it will take Jimmy to work out Steph made this rumour up #TheBachelorAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Jimmy reading out ‘smiley face’ #TheBachelorAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Live footage of this cocktail party #TheBachelorAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

10/10 to the nice, helpful selfless girl looking after Holly, who will 100% be sent home for being nice, helpful and selfless instead of causing drama to get Jimmy’s attention. #TheBachelorAU

[The Bitchelor @BitchelorAu]

Ah, I see the producers have dressed Steph as a red flag to see if Jimmy will notice #TheBachelorAU